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1ST ANNUAL SYNCHRONIZED GLOBAL ORGASM FOR PEACE
Great Western Pacific Coastal Post ^ | Nov. 1, 2006 | www.GlobalOrgasm.org

Posted on 11/18/2006 1:29:21 PM PST by CATravelAgent

WHO? All Men and Women, you and everyone you know. WHERE? Everywhere in the world, but especially in countries with weapons of mass destruction. WHEN? Winter Solstice Day - Friday, December 22nd, at the time of your choosing, in the place of your choosing and with as much privacy as you choose.

WHY? To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy ( a Synchronized Global Orgasm. There are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, so the time to change Earth's energy is NOW!

Our minds influence Matter and Energy fields, so by concentrating any thoughts during and after orgasm on peace and partnership, the combination of high orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention will reduce global levels of violence, hatred and fear.

Orgasm is something just about everyone can do and enjoy. And you can orgasm by yourself or with someone else. You don't even have to tell anyone you're going to do it!

THE SCIENCE The Global Consciousness Project (http://noosphere.princeton.edu), Princeton University, runs a network of Random Event Generators around the world, which record changes in randomness during global events. The results show that human consciousness can be measured to have a global effect on matter and energy during widely-watched events such as 9/11, the antiwar protests and the Indian Ocean tsunami. There have also been measurable results during mass meditations and prayers.

It's free! It's private! It's easy! It's fun! It just might be the most important thing you could do for yourself, your family, the planet and our species.

http://www.GlobalOrgasm.org Baring Witness, a 501(c)3 non-profit organization for peace and partnership


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Reporting in from weird West Marin. This is the Bolinas Calif. newspaper. Please remember that they are on a different tectonic plate from the rest of the continent.
1 posted on 11/18/2006 1:29:24 PM PST by CATravelAgent
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2 posted on 11/18/2006 1:31:28 PM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (If a pug barks and no one is around to hear it... they hold a grudge for a long time!)
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To: CATravelAgent

I'm guessing these are Democrats.


3 posted on 11/18/2006 1:31:30 PM PST by JennysCool
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To: CATravelAgent

Next time I hear complaints about Global Warming I'm just gonna blame the Global Orgasm.


4 posted on 11/18/2006 1:32:07 PM PST by FLOutdoorsman
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To: CATravelAgent

I guess a votergasm wasn't enough, now it has to be worldwide.

Also, who's to say that this kind of thing isn't happening anyway?


5 posted on 11/18/2006 1:33:09 PM PST by Disambiguator (;^))
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To: CATravelAgent

Oh freak! The birthrate for liberals is now like half that of conservatives and this threatens us with a meternity room rush for hippies 9 months from now.

Well, I encourage conservatives (married couples that is) to outdo them, throw out any contraceptives and have a week long playfest! At least then maybe we can outnumber them in the maternity wards by a factor of 7.


6 posted on 11/18/2006 1:33:21 PM PST by Bushwacker777
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To: CATravelAgent

Oh, yeah, I escaped The Peoples' Republic of California at just the right time!


7 posted on 11/18/2006 1:33:35 PM PST by Theresawithanh (Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.)
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To: CATravelAgent
http://www.GlobalOrgasm.org Baring Witness, a 501(c)3 non-profit organization for peace and partnership

Tell me that's not for real. They really didn't get 501(c)3 status.

8 posted on 11/18/2006 1:34:47 PM PST by L.N. Smithee (Mostafa Tabatabainejad: Like the Toyota commercials used to say, "YOU asked for it...you GOT it!")
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To: K4Harty

Whatever gets you off, I guess.


9 posted on 11/18/2006 1:35:05 PM PST by ARealMothersSonForever (We shall never forget the atrocities of September 11, 2001.)
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To: CATravelAgent

They should not be doing it in California. A platoon never marches in lockstep while on a bridge [to avoid destructive resonance]. Their "synchronization" in a seismically sensitive California is extremely dangerous and ought to be prevented by a vigorous Homeland Security enforcement action.


10 posted on 11/18/2006 1:35:19 PM PST by GSlob
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To: Libertina; Horatio Gates

Hey, isn't the Puget Sound Freeper Xmas party scheduled for this date? I didn't see this mentioned in the invite. It could get more persons to attend if it were specified up front what activities were planned. Just a thought.


11 posted on 11/18/2006 1:35:34 PM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (Life is tough. It's even tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: Theresawithanh

ditto


12 posted on 11/18/2006 1:35:49 PM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (If a pug barks and no one is around to hear it... they hold a grudge for a long time!)
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To: CATravelAgent
Please remember that they are on a different tectonic plate from the rest of the continent.

Yup. And also in an alternate universe.

Come for peace? Does it help if you're multi-orgasmic?

13 posted on 11/18/2006 1:36:17 PM PST by upchuck (Republicans didn`t lose this time around because they were conservative, but because they WEREN`T!)
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To: CATravelAgent

I suppose it lets those of us who aren't dating to keep our hand in...


14 posted on 11/18/2006 1:38:22 PM PST by null and void ("Jihad" just means "[My] Struggle", but then again, so does "Mein Kampf"...)
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To: CATravelAgent

I'm starting my own non-profit for peace called "hummersforchange.org"

Of course their will be a companion/instructional DVD. I'll be hosting a symposium in the bahamas next spring. Details to follow.


15 posted on 11/18/2006 1:38:25 PM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (Life is tough. It's even tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: CATravelAgent

Pagan religion.


16 posted on 11/18/2006 1:39:52 PM PST by donna
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To: CATravelAgent

I better start practicing.


17 posted on 11/18/2006 1:41:13 PM PST by ditto h
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To: CATravelAgent

peace...uh, I think that's "piece".


18 posted on 11/18/2006 1:41:22 PM PST by evad
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To: CATravelAgent

I'm going to be very angry if this reverses the earth's magnetic field and I have to get a new compass for my boat.


19 posted on 11/18/2006 1:42:08 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: CATravelAgent

Hold still. Center yourself. Meditate. Ommmmmm, ommmmmm.

YES! I see it - a new South Park episode!


20 posted on 11/18/2006 1:43:21 PM PST by IslandJeff (FR mail me to be added to the Type I Diabetes ping list)
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