Liquidate Ohio State
And humble Woody Hayes
There's a lot of cattle in Columbus
Send them home to graze
Munch, munch, munch!
Knock them off their ivory towers
Send them running to the showers
Liquidate Ohio State
It's a know-nothing party school.
Hail! to the homos flaming
Hail! to the conqu'ring queerbos
Hail! Hail! to Meatchicken
The cleaners fr'the guests!
Hail! to the homos flaming
Hail! to the conqu'ring queerbos
Hail! Hail! to Meatchicken
The cleaners fr'the guests!