Women will laugh, men will wince at this story

Kansas.com ^ | November 14, 2006 | Stan Finger

[GSlob]

"ROTFLOL!!!!! Causing him to cringe? That's all?!?!?"
Well, say what you want about him, but he must be extremely, unbelievably resilient.

[GSlob]

If one is include the other ways, then all celibate clergy are darwinoids. Has to be the terminal removal by doing something outstandingly idiotic.

[avant_garde]

I think if you not able to contribute to the gene pool, that qualifies you also!

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

"When Guns Are Outlawed,
Only Eunuchs Will Use Underwear As Holsters"

[Screamname]

Cringe is what you do when you hear Hillary speak.

[Criminal Number 18F]

The Great Engineer understood the engineering principles of redundancy and elimination of single points of failure, and He managed to ensure that, if this young man should go straight after his recovery (and incarceration), he will be able multiply -- that is, when the judge lets him go forth.

One more reason you should NOT learn gun handling from the hip hop hour on MTV.

d.o.l.

Criminal Number 18F

[jws3sticks]

Amen to that comment!

[GoLightly]

Saaaay, just exactly which cold-blooded women are laughing??

:D

[Mom MD]

no, he is not eligible for a Darwin award, having survived his foray into stupidity. However, he does qualify for an honorable mention!

[Swordmaker]

Really, does he get half a Darwin award??? If he goes back and shoots another nut does he get a whole Darwin???

[pax_et_bonum]

I'm not sure this qualifies, but.....

;-)

[neverdem]

Thank you. I saw it already. I click on the banglist from the favorites on my homepage. I didn't read the whole thread, just the story. What hardware did the perp have, if it was mentioned on the thread?

A guy I knew had difficulty removing a Glock holstered in a front pants pocket or a waist band. IIRC, a round went through his thigh.

[Sarajevo]

Hmmm......must have been a small gun....

[Greystoke]

Please quit, I can't stop laughing!

[taxesareforever]

Well, once interference is out of the way.......

[Dakara Yakah]

"Cringe is what you do when you hear Hillary speak."


Oh....
No wonder he shot himself again.
Anything to make it stop...

[verum ago]

One CAN get a darwin award for sterilizing him/herself. There have been Darwins for people who are alive but sterile. The criteria are:

removal from the gene pool (whether by death or sterilization)
removal from gene pool must be self-inflicted
one must be sane and of mature age
the incident must involve an exceptional error of judgement
and it must be true

So this fellow probably in fact is only an honorable mention, as he still has one testicle with which to procreate.

[verum ago]

mmm I forgot -- the test for sterility is the desert island test- if the person is marooned on a desert island after their misadventure with a fertile member of the opposite test and is unable to reproduce, then they are eligible for the award. (so a chaste person such as a priest is not eligible, because he technically could reproduce in said situation.)