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Women will laugh, men will wince at this story
Kansas.com ^ | November 14, 2006 | Stan Finger

Posted on 11/14/2006 10:06:19 PM PST by Graybeard58

Maybe it was karma.

Three men attempted to kidnap a teenager in a dispute over stereo speakers shortly before 4:45 p.m. Monday, Wichita police reported. One of the three pulled out a gun and fired it at the teen in the 1000 block of South Wichita.

The shot missed the teen. The shooter jammed the gun back into the waistband of his pants... and it went off.

The bullet struck the 23-year-old man in his left testicle, causing him to cringe -- which caused the gun to fire again.

The second shot struck him in the left calf.

He walked into Via Christi Regional Medical Center's St. Francis campus seeking treatment, police said, and was later booked into the Sedgwick County Jail on suspicion of aggravated assault and aggravated attempted kidnapping.

His companions, ages 18 and 20, were arrested for aggravated attempted kidnapping and conspiracy to obstruct justice.


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To: Slings and Arrows

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21 posted on 11/14/2006 10:23:43 PM PST by tubebender (Growing old is mandatory...Growing up is optional)
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To: Andy from Beaverton
We called my brother's friend who was one short, 'one-nut'.

I knew a guy with an extra one. We called him "pawnbroker."

[Stolen from Larry Niven.]

22 posted on 11/14/2006 10:23:57 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Natalie Maines fears me...)
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To: Graybeard58

I ain't cringing. Scum get what they deserve.


23 posted on 11/14/2006 10:25:43 PM PST by Killborn (Pres. Bush isn't Pres. Reagan. Then again, Pres. Regan isn't Pres. Washington. God bless them all.)
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To: Graybeard58
He walked into Via Christi Regional Medical Center's St. Francis campus seeking treatment, police said

I'm not sure you can classify what he was doing as "walking"...

24 posted on 11/14/2006 10:26:31 PM PST by Zeppelin (Keep on FReepin' on...)
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To: metmom; All

I'm also ROTFLOL on this. Cringing is what we men do when reading a story like this. Cringing is not the reaction of him who was shot. The second shot was pain induced for sure. But, hey, he got what he asked for, didn't he?


25 posted on 11/14/2006 10:27:44 PM PST by SoldierDad (Proud Father of a 10th Mountain Division 2nd BCT Soldier Home on Leave)
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To: derllak
Lol, that's great! Now this moron can't procreate!

No. He's not shooting blanks. Just fewer rounds.

26 posted on 11/14/2006 10:28:27 PM PST by Cobra64 (Why is the War on Terror being managed by the DEFENSE Department?)
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To: Graybeard58

I'm still trying to figure out how the second bullet hit him in the left calf...


27 posted on 11/14/2006 10:29:28 PM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

He actually only took out one, unless the other was damaged beyond repair. Or maybe the plumbing was...


28 posted on 11/14/2006 10:31:02 PM PST by metmom (Welfare was never meant to be a career choice.)
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To: Graybeard58

awww nuts!


29 posted on 11/14/2006 10:32:55 PM PST by jrg
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To: metmom
He actually only took out one, unless the other was damaged beyond repair. Or maybe the plumbing was...

If at first you don't succeed...

30 posted on 11/14/2006 10:32:58 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (Natalie Maines fears me...)
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To: Cobra64

Rofl! Men really amuse me with their antics! At least their good for a something! :)


31 posted on 11/14/2006 10:35:35 PM PST by derllak
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To: Slings and Arrows

I heard he's shooting blanks now.


32 posted on 11/14/2006 10:37:05 PM PST by geopyg (If the carrot doesn't work, use the stick. Don't wish for peace, pray for Victory.)
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To: Graybeard58

Let's see, cringe...aaah, Roget's International Thesaurus of 1911-1939, "cringe" yield or bend, bend obsequiously to, truckle, to, kowtow, yield under humiliating circumstances, humble oneself, eat crow, swallow the leek, kiss the rod, grin and bear it, make the best of it, submission, draw in ones horns, acknowledge defeat, make a virtue of necessity, to name a few... yes "cringe" is the appropriate word in this story.... the lucky teen has a tale to tell..


33 posted on 11/14/2006 10:39:16 PM PST by rusureitflies?
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
<> I was thinking Italian Opera CASTRATI
34 posted on 11/14/2006 10:40:25 PM PST by ThomasThomas (Hello, can you read me yet?)
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To: ThomasThomas

I think "flinched" is the word the writer was going for. The poor devil just shot half his brains out.


35 posted on 11/14/2006 10:44:38 PM PST by Bernard Marx
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To: Bernard Marx

I vote for 'convulsed'. Does one ever 'cringe' with pain? One can cringe with embarrassment, or disgust, or fear, but physical pain is another category altogether.


36 posted on 11/14/2006 10:52:44 PM PST by Rembrandt_fan
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To: Graybeard58

his street cred rests at goose-egg.


37 posted on 11/14/2006 10:53:00 PM PST by isom35
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To: Graybeard58

You gotta love that karma...


38 posted on 11/14/2006 10:55:55 PM PST by Tamzee (Thomas Jefferson - "Every difference of opinion is not a difference of principle.")
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To: derllak
Lol, that's great! Now this moron can't procreate!

Nah, remember that great line from "Witness": "One ball is all it takes!" LOL!!!!

39 posted on 11/14/2006 10:57:00 PM PST by doorgunner69
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To: metmom
I'm still trying to figure out how the second bullet hit him in the left calf...

Not sure but thinking his left testicle was no longer in the way and if he did the knee jerk, I would imagine there was a free and gaping shot...

40 posted on 11/14/2006 11:01:03 PM PST by Kate of Spice Island (Jawn Eff Qari - what a maroon!)
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