"Drunken elks are common enough at the end of the autumn season. The fallen apples have fermented slightly, and a bull elk can put away enough of them to start a good party."
Awesome. Nothing like a Stag Party.
Just something to lighten the mood.
To: FLOutdoorsman
Rotten fruit on the ground can ferment enough to cause drunkenness?
It's a damn good thing I didn't know about this back in high school.
2 posted on
11/10/2006 6:36:26 PM PST by
SIDENET
(Everybody was kung-fu fighting)
To: WesternCulture
Anywhere near you in Gothenburg?
3 posted on
11/10/2006 6:36:33 PM PST by
Charles Henrickson
(I was just in Gothenburg in August but didn't see any drunken elk.)
To: FLOutdoorsman
"Elk" is the European term for moose. Autumn is moose mating season, when they really do act crazy, even when not drunk.
To: Charles Henrickson; franksolich
KO!
To: FLOutdoorsman
A moose but my sister once?
7 posted on
11/10/2006 7:19:00 PM PST by
Professional Engineer
(Speel check? What for? It'll just become part of the FReeper lexicon.)
To: FLOutdoorsman
8 posted on
11/10/2006 8:09:10 PM PST by
RichInOC
(...somebody was going to post it...why not me?)
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