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1 posted on 11/10/2006 9:33:40 AM PST by Obadiah
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No timw to hot link it

What IS going on??

30 posted on 11/10/2006 9:45:58 AM PST by don-o (Proudly posting without reading the thread since 1998. (stolen from one cool dude))
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Maybe this is the British answer to Preparation H. It doesn't cure the problem, but if you survive you'll never complain about your hemorrhoids again...


32 posted on 11/10/2006 9:46:53 AM PST by Exeter (If Life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons!)
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ping


33 posted on 11/10/2006 9:46:54 AM PST by DarthVader (Conservatives aren't always right , but Liberals are almost always wrong.)
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According to a BBC report on this incident, the hospital reported that he had a 'scorched colon' which has got to be a somewhat rare diagnosis.


35 posted on 11/10/2006 9:47:47 AM PST by SES1066 (Cycling to conserve, Conservative to save, Saving to Retire, will Retire to Cycle.)
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38 posted on 11/10/2006 9:51:04 AM PST by EX52D (Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
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Did any reporter ask him what he thought about the election results? Hey that ask everybody else?


42 posted on 11/10/2006 9:52:16 AM PST by mtairycitizen
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I am writing this post to say I do not know what to say.


44 posted on 11/10/2006 9:56:03 AM PST by Lorianne
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Bet that's the last time he follows someone's advice to "blow it out his a$$."


45 posted on 11/10/2006 9:57:08 AM PST by N. Theknow ((Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.))
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Could get him a role in Jackass!


46 posted on 11/10/2006 9:57:08 AM PST by gesully (gesully)
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Not "buttocks", but rather "Farthole." (If the term was good enough for Dante, ...)


49 posted on 11/10/2006 10:03:34 AM PST by nonsporting
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Sounds like that stunt really rect 'em....
50 posted on 11/10/2006 10:04:06 AM PST by GoldCountryRedneck ("Idiocy - Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large numbers" - despair.com)
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Severely constipated people often joke about having to use dynamite, if they don't go soon.

Apparently it doesn't work well in practice.


51 posted on 11/10/2006 10:06:25 AM PST by F.J. Mitchell (How many babies have been sacrificed to the pro abortion dims in this alleged lesson to GOP leaders?)
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He didn't have cable so he had to make his own fun.


53 posted on 11/10/2006 10:14:02 AM PST by lastchance (Hug your babies.)
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"Fireworks night, so we join the citizens in their fawning celebration of a brave and good man's death. In our family we always let off our fireworks in celebration of the attempt to blow up Parliament, rather than its failure, and we have never had an accident. If ever the Vatican requires evidence of divine intervention before raising Guy Fawkes, Soldier and Martyr, to the celestial company of canonised saints, it has only to look to the hundreds of men, women and children blinded and disfigured every year in their attempts to mock him.

"If only the Jesuits realised how the aims of St. Guy Fawkes coincided with those of nearly everybody alive today, they might drop their pathetic, cringing attempts to deny that he every existed and actively promote the cause." -Auberon Waugh, Diaries, Nov. 5 1974


57 posted on 11/10/2006 10:49:31 AM PST by Dumb_Ox (http://kevinjjones.blogspot.com)
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There was a young fellow, a Briton
Who said to his mates: “It’s a tight one.
“But if I persevere
And just hold it right here,
I'll bet I can manage to light one.”


60 posted on 11/10/2006 12:49:53 PM PST by Maceman (This is America. Why must we press "1" for English?)
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