[Mrs Ivan]

It certainly looks like a load of pollocks.

[skeptoid]

. ......“We were going to throw darts at it, but we sat there and drank beer and never did get around to it,” she told the Toronto Star.. ..........

This is inspirational.
My garage is crammed with junk and trash that accumulated while I was sitting around drinking beer!

[neb52]

So what made it valuable was the name of the artist, not the quality of the painting? Good to know.

[conservatism_IS_compassion]

When I spotted your handle I instantly checked your home page. That Ivan, eh - well, welcome indeed!

Ivan disappeared from this board for a time, and relatively recently returned; his handle was a sight for sore eyes. I'm surprised to see that you've been actively posting for 3 weeks and I only now notice your handle. Welcome!

[Gay State Conservative]

The only time I ever heard of Jackson Pollock was in an episode of a BBC comedy called Red Dwarf.Pollock was mentioned in connection with the need of one of the show's
characters to relieve himself in public after having drank far too much beer.

[bert]

A Pollack is trash sold by hucksters who dream up all kinds of crap to unload on the gullible.

[wallcrawlr]

[dead]

Now a fingerprint on the painting has raised the possibility that it is in fact a masterpiece

If you need to determine the validity of a fingerprint to determine whether or not a piece of art is a "masterpiece," it isn't.

Make your won Jackson Pollock masterpiece, minus the valuable fingerprint: