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Okay Dems, you better deliver, and then some.
Registered ^ | 11-08-06 | Registere

Posted on 11/07/2006 10:43:27 PM PST by Registered

I'm ready for the big payoff from this election. I think it's time to just push the Dems to deliver everything they promised PLUS some.

1) I want them to fully fund stem cell research, fetal, adult, geriatric, I just don't care where the stem cells come from, I want the miracles they promised to be delivered, and it better be quick.

2) I want every damn illegal immigrant to become naturalized citizens. I want to see them taking my order at McDonald's so my kid can be the rocket scientist I know he can be.

3) I want our troops pulled out of Iraq, Afghanistan, and anywhere else. I want American boots on American soil. NOW. I want to see them on boats coming back here within the first 100 days of Democratic control.

4) I want Universal Health Care, Universal Legal Care, Universal ass wiping. I want UNIVERSAL everything.

5) I want the government to tax, tax, tax the oil and petroleum industries to the point where they no longer make one red profitable cent. I want free gas.

6) I want them to start the impeachment process of President Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld. I don't care if they did anything wrong, I want Cindy Sheehan and Michael Moore to be the chief witnesses against them. I think we could even get Castro, the petite Iranian President whats-his-name, Hugo Chavez and lil Kim from North Korea to testify against them. I want a free Babs concert too.

7) I want the minimum wage raised to 20 or 30 dollars an hour. I want that within the first 100 days as well.

8) I want lots more, but am too exhausted thinking how wonderful life is going to be now!

Feel free to post what you want from the Dems.


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Local News
KEYWORDS: democrats; first100hours; islamocrats; iwantitall
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To: Registered
Placement ping for tomorrow.

Goodnight Freeper friends. Don't worry about sleeping in the cold tonight. By this weekend, there should be free food and shelter for all of us.

81 posted on 11/08/2006 10:10:34 PM PST by Ms. AntiFeminazi (Disease is not partisan. Someone tell the Democrats.)
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To: Tamzee

I think the public has a right to know that Pelosi only hires NON-union workers on her millions-of-dollars vinyard, and I'm willing to be that many of them are ILLEGALS. Also, she has been the worst advertisement possible to the makers of Botox. ;)


82 posted on 11/08/2006 10:10:48 PM PST by Chena ("LET'S ROLL!!!!!!!!!!")
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To: Ms. AntiFeminazi


LOL! Good night, comrade!


83 posted on 11/08/2006 10:14:47 PM PST by onyx (I'm now a minority and victim of the democrats, but with full and free entitlements!)
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To: Chena; onyx

But, Chena, Pelosi thinks it can be easily accomplished... WOOHOO!



/sorry... still bitter, I guess LOL

Goodnight, all, I'll come back tomorrow and check for funnier ones :-)


84 posted on 11/08/2006 10:15:05 PM PST by Tamzee (If you got 75 or 80% of what you were asking for... you take it & fight for the rest later - Reagan)
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To: onyx

I hate to miss out on the fun, but I have to sign off, onyx. My hubby is home this week and even though he's sleeping, I still like to enjoy having him nearby. Translated, that means I like to watch him sleep....and twitch...as I tickle his nose with a feather. heh heh (just kidding, I would NEVER do such a thing...seriesly.) ;)


85 posted on 11/08/2006 10:16:01 PM PST by Chena ("LET'S ROLL!!!!!!!!!!")
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To: onyx; Registered

I saw this earlier ..Registered is the greatest!


While they're at it, I want guaranteed, 4 yrs. of tuition deductions for my 5 unborn grandchildren, guaranteed, pesticide-free weekly organic produce and eggs, and oil drilling off the FL coast.


86 posted on 11/08/2006 10:16:52 PM PST by STARWISE (They (Rats) think of this WOT as Bush's war, not America's war-RichardMiniter, respected OBL author)
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To: Chena

Woo-HOO for you! Night, Chena.


87 posted on 11/08/2006 10:17:39 PM PST by onyx (I'm now a minority and victim of the democrats, but with full and free entitlements!)
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To: Tamzee

Goodnight, Tamzee. No need to apologize for being bitter. I'm bitter too. I'm bitter about the Dem's winning and to make matters worse, I'm bitter cold. brrrrrr


88 posted on 11/08/2006 10:18:18 PM PST by Chena ("LET'S ROLL!!!!!!!!!!")
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To: STARWISE; Registered


I agree --- Registered is the greatest!


89 posted on 11/08/2006 10:18:30 PM PST by onyx (I'm now a minority and victim of the democrats, but with full and free entitlements!)
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To: Registered

*Oh, Dems, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz? My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends. Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends ... oh, Dems, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?*


90 posted on 11/08/2006 11:50:35 PM PST by Rte66
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To: SunkenCiv

I want red light cameras at every intersection in America. By Monday.

And I want my own invisibility cloak, the only one in the universe.


91 posted on 11/08/2006 11:54:27 PM PST by Rte66
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To: Ms. AntiFeminazi

I want to be cured, too! Thank you, Jesus! Oops, sorry - force of habit. Won't happen again.


92 posted on 11/08/2006 11:56:02 PM PST by Rte66
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To: Ms. AntiFeminazi

Thank you, yes, we want Nawlins back up to snuff! Pronto! Then give all the tourist receipts to us in Houston. Well, to me, for putting up with the Katrina people next door.


93 posted on 11/08/2006 11:58:29 PM PST by Rte66
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To: Mo1

Free gas? Well, OK - but then I need the government to pay *me* for the gas they aren't paying the oil companies for.

Then I need some living expenses. Oh, I know! I need an arts grant! Yeah, that's the ticket. I will create a lifestyle that is the "fine art of living" and will need probably $20 grand per month for this, along with the Mercedes-Benz, free gas, free insurance, free medical care, free food, free cosmetics, free clothes, free hair care, free shoes, free big-screen TV for my free media room in my free house, free DVDs of every movie or TV show I've never seen because I was too busy working, free paint, free maid service, free crafts supplies for my occupational therapy when I won't have to do anything at all for myself anymore, a free Vespa just because, free holiday decorations, free wireless computers and instantaneous free upgrades of all software I desire auto-loaded and ummmm ... free more!


94 posted on 11/09/2006 12:07:16 AM PST by Rte66
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To: Registered

I want my yard declared an endangered wetland so I don't have to mow it anymore.


95 posted on 11/09/2006 12:10:40 AM PST by bad company ([link:www.truthout.org/docs_2006/083006J.shtml | The Path to 9/11])
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To: onyx

Hey! I'm a VICTIM, too! And a minority - a Pubbie minority. And I'm an Indian, too. (That's several extra points.)

And I'm a female. And I'm left-handed. And I'm very poor. And I live in a ghetto. And I'm asthmatic. And I'm divorced. And let's see ...

Oh, what the heck ... I want REPARATIONS and I want them now and for FREE!


96 posted on 11/09/2006 12:11:20 AM PST by Rte66
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To: Rte66


Get in line FRiend. WOO-HOO! Let the spending commence!
I want mine!


97 posted on 11/09/2006 12:12:39 AM PST by onyx (I'm now a minority and victim of the democrats, but with full and free entitlements!)
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To: onyx

Well, if the public's going to get the right to know *everything* from this new regime, then I want to know:

*Who is the real father of Anna Nicole's baby?*

Tell us NOW!


98 posted on 11/09/2006 12:15:20 AM PST by Rte66
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To: Rte66

I want to know how many surgeries Bella Pelosi has had on her face.


99 posted on 11/09/2006 12:17:46 AM PST by onyx (I'm now a minority and victim of the democrats, but with full and free entitlements!)
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To: onyx

I want fresh-cut flowers in a different vase every day! Delivered. Free!

We need to get arts grants, onyx! *Arts grants*!


100 posted on 11/09/2006 12:19:17 AM PST by Rte66
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