I am a sorry model of a Vietnam commander
Today as I meander I'm a treasonous grand-stander
In short, in matters grandeur, pander, v-ile slander
I am the very model of a craven ex-commander
Leni
I am, in point of fact, a particularly haughty and exclusive person, of pre-Adamite ancestral descent. You will understand this when I tell you that I can trace my ancestry back to a protoplasmal primordial atomic globule. Consequently, my family pride is something inconceivable. I cant help it. I was born sneering.
Wonderful!
Gilbert would have approved! :-)