TOP (Political) HORROR TALES for Hollow-Eve!

1) " HOLLYWOOD " ; those ENLIGHTENED, Philosophic, Socially Sensitive Elites- will from NOW ON decide ALL " Foreign & Domestic " Policies for AMERICA!!! Lead by Ed Ashner, Barabara Streisand and the Whale on FREE WILLY ( Channeled thru Mondonna of course!) Noam Chomsky will lead "Re-Writing" the OLD "Declaration of Independence " to bring it up to a more " Living-Breathing" document status!

2) CRAZED! Brutal Regimes, Agressive, Expansionist Nations and DICTATORS with THICK Eye- Glasses in little green jump-suits- will : HAVE NUCLEAR WEAPONS!!! To Hold, Use & to SELL to OTHER Crazed Leaders!! ( Thanks to our "ALLIES"; so as not to interferre with THEIR Sales of Nuclear Plants, FrenchMade MIG Fighters, Air-to Air Missles, Developement of OIL FIELD Contracts, Night Vision Goggles sales, etc.., our own PAST DEMOCRAT Administrations and Democrat Politicians failed " Carot and the Stick" apporoach, ) OOOHHHH! SCAAARRRRREY!!!

3) Forget giving away "GENEVA RIGHTS" !!! --- TOP U.S. , Un-elected & Tenured for LIFE "JUDGES" -BACKED by Democrat Politicians and other Traitors-will grant EVERYONE!! EVERYWHERE!! in Every NATION : Full " U.S. Constitutional RIGHTS " !!!!!! From ILLEGAL ALIENS!! to Enemy Combatants , to Kofi-Annan in the U.N.!

( This will INCLUDE ALL " Social Programs " Too! Like " U.S. Unemployment " benifits!! and Medi-care! and OUR U.S. Social Security Benifits!!- It's time to give EVERYONE just about EVERYTHING that "WE" have! And just get it all over with! )

4) A Major U.S. NEWSPAPER & Editors, will SPLATTER Top U.S. MILITARY SECRETS!! & National SECURITY REPORTS, Troop Movements & Levels & Ops on their F-R-O-N-T P-A-G-E-S !!!!! ( Supported by OTHER " Support the TROOPS " types, Certain "POLITICIANS" and U.S. JUDGES & Spread by ALL U.S. "MEDIA"!! using the Age-Old Agreed " .."un-named", " In-side Source" and "..found on a bathroom wall.." - Heresay Proof as VERIFICATION! Scaaarrrreeeyyyy!!!

5) Certain NEWS AGENCIES , as They try their hand at " FAIR & BALANCED " Reporting !! will Feature Daily Reports of -----" The SUCCESSES of the INSURGENT FREEDOM FIGHTERS from AROUND THE GLOBE!! " Sections in their News!! Which will include, -AS THEY SAY " ..in the attempt at REPORTING THE NEWS to the PUBLIC..." having;-- Pics of U.S. Soldier & Coalition Troops ; --- being shot dead by Terrorist Snipers, --Civilians in markets Blown up by Terrorists strapped with Bombs, ---U.S. Soldiers, Coalition troops and Civilian reporters SHOT, MULTILATED, their BODIES BURNED , and HUNG UP IN PUBLIC, --and other such DEFENSIVE-ACTIONS by these ( described by the media )"..Brave, Courageous Freedom-Fighters "

And also coming! : Special " PULL-OUT " Sections in their weekend editions!! Showing the "GREAT , PROUD, Historic Past " of these " Insurgents" so that AMERICA may " Better Understand" them. After all? Why always show the ONE-SIDE U.S. Troop "Successes" ( once a year at 3 a.m. Sat. morning on Leap Years!)

6) From now on : UN-Elected, TENURED for LIFE " JUDGES " -- will : - WRITE LAWS -- - Write Foriegn & Domestic Laws!- - and decide All Judgements on Pressing U.S. SOCIAL ISSUES for EVERYONE! --No More REPRESENTTIVE / ELECTIONS Based FORM of GOV'T!!! for the U.S. !!!

Gone will be the Boring, long & tedious days of having " Political Parties"!! "Candidates"! ELECTIONS based on CITIZENS Wants & Interests!- Listening to PETITIONS by those Annoying CITIZENS!-- and having those Hard Workers SENATORS/CONGRESS people's CAMPAIGNING & Spring/Summer/Fall/ & Winter "RECESSES" interrupted by "Law Writing"!! HELLO! will be the New Days of the COURTS: ---Legalizing ALL forms of Marraige! ---Deciding MILITARY Programs and Stategies! ---Taking Parent's Rights away! ---and deciding what IS " Offensive " (10 Commandments of Courthouse buildings!) and what Isn't! ( a Cross un side down in a galss of urine!) Scaaarrrrreyyy!

7) ALL U.S. Interests, TROOPS & MILITARY Operations!, Bases, AGENCIES and AID PROGRAMS will be " MOVED OUT " from where they are and ---" RE- DEPLOYED "--again--but with --UNITED NATIONS Peace Keepers and TROOPS!!

OUT will be Troops from IRAQ, AFGHANISTAN, Korean , Vietnam and OTHER "Boarders" around the World! and All Replaced by the United Nations and a NEW "PEACE SQUAD"-headed by Dennis Kucinich

And U.S. Social Program Funding will SOAR with all the $$$ we will save by NOT having to place those expensive Defensive Air-To-Air Missles along Expansionist/Aggressive Communist Nations boaders to Protect out "Allies"!

8) ALL your ASSETS, LAND, PROPERTY will be TAKEN by "Un-Toachable" and Un-assailable FEDERAL AGENCIES ( like the IRS!) at ANY Court or Politicians' Whim or decision! --to help better " REDISTRIBUTE our Nations Wealth " and to CURE PAST " Social Injusticies! & Ills "-

( This will help make way for OTHERS to Open Shopping MALLS, Yacht Marinas, and much needed by Sociaty: LUXURY CONDOS!! WHILE : OTHERS Make Money in CATTLE FUTURE and Illegal LAND SALE TRANSFERS!)

9) " EXIT POLLS " ----from the NIGHT BEFORE what Would Have Been AFTER the Elections!- will be Used INSTEAD of waiting for those INACCURATE Voter-Machine Tallies to come out THE NEXT DAY- to Decide the Final ELECTION WINNERS ( probly All DEMOCRAT Candidates!) or Losers ( probly those Religious Extremists, Far Right, Gun Nut, War-Mongering, Tax Cuts for the Rich, Neo-Con Republicans)

( The New York Slimes and Other Grand papers, working with ; A.N.S.W.E.R., Rolling Stone Mag.,C.A.R.E. "Bono", Jimmy Carter, the DAILY KIOS and the U.C.L.A., will Monitor ALL "EXIT POLL" Election Decision Outcome disputes-- Howard Dean had said.)

AND THE NUMBER ONE!--"TOP" Scariest POLITICAL HORROR TALE of 2006 ??? is............

10) " JOHN KERRY" .............. ( Who Served in Vietnam if you didn't know ) COULD HAVE------- won IN 2004 !! -----------------AND -----------------------be OUR P-R-E-S-I-D-E-N-T !!!-------Scaarrrrreeyyy!!!!!

And YOU thought that having Twisted & Out-of-Touch-with-Reality LIBBIES Coming to Free Republic to add THEIR Sad, Pathetic Comments HERE was "Scarey"?? (Actually-THAT is just plain "SAD"! )

Or ; that listening to Democrat Speeches was Scarey!!!

Or Having a Lawyer who Channels Dead babies as your VP Toady was Scarey!!!

Or the thought of possibly having some ex-administration official walk out of a Gov't's High-Security Vault hiding Secret National Documents in his boxer-shorts was Scarey!

OR...finding out " PAST Administrations " gave away NUCLEAR SECRETS to our ENEMIES- that would later come back to want to blow us into oblivion! was "Scarey"!

Or thought "SCAREY" would be UNITED STATES POLITICIANS being the ones SUPPORTING Terrorists RIGHTS!, the disbanding of OUR Intelligence capablilities! and APPEASING Enemies!

But Remember!: This All COULD HAPPEN !!!

Do any of YOU have any " SCAREY " Horror Tales that YOU may want to add here??????

( and please-We already know that a LIBERALS IDEA of something "Funny" is having the President of The United States get caught for all the world to see, with his pants down while buffing someone NOT his wife ( and half his age) right in the Presdients Office in the PEOPLE'S HOUSE; the White house--but we ( right-minded, clear thinking) people here can do without that type of Liberal "humor" so please-no Stupid Libbie comments here; we already hear twisted, self-justifying, hateful, vitriol-filled, insane comments from libbies in the So-Called: News, News Papers, News Shows, Political Ads, Hollywood & Liberal Teachers and Civil Rights leaders Coments and immature and uneducated liberal blogs!

So no sense in posting here libbies and just proving what we all already know," That Liberals live in an Alternate Universe " and that their Jealousy of Intelligent, Right-Side-Of-History Conservatives is so transparent! Thank You

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