[Psalm 73]

"the dog....ran straight to the ringing phone, lifted the receiver off the hook in her jaws, replaced it and returned contentedly to her spot on the rug"

If my cats didn't like the ringing phone, they would call the phone company and have the number changed.
THAT'S the difference between cats and dogs.

[Nik Naym]

The real difference between cats and dogs:

Provide everything a dog needs: Food, housing, water, toys, medical care...just everything...and the dog looks at you and thinks "Wow! You must be God!"

Do the exact same things for a cat, and he will one day look at you and think "Wow! I must be God!"