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To: shrinkermd

But donkeys don't think do they?


2 posted on 10/28/2006 2:31:18 PM PDT by mathprof
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To: mathprof

Bacon, bacon, bacon......bacon, bacon, bacon......bacon, bacon....gotta pee gotta pee, gotta pee....what's that smell?, ooh, whats THAT smell? Gotta dump, Gotta dump, gotta dump...what's that noise? bark bark.....what's that smell?.....get the picture?


4 posted on 10/28/2006 2:33:49 PM PDT by Gaffer
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To: mathprof; K4Harty
I don't know about donkeys, but I know what my pug is thinking.

L

5 posted on 10/28/2006 2:34:41 PM PDT by Lurker (“A liberal thinks they can sleep in, and someone will cover their lame ass.”)
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To: mathprof

Mr. Baybuh barked at prime numbers and was bent on solving Pi.


8 posted on 10/28/2006 2:36:41 PM PDT by battlegearboat
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To: mathprof

"But donkeys don't think do they?"

Chesterton thought they did. Fr. Neuhaus just quoted one of his series of animal poems in First Things this past week.

It's a great poem:

THE DONKEY

by: G.K. Chesterton

WHEN fishes flew and forests walked
And figs grew upon thorn,
Some moment when the moon was blood
Then surely I was born;

With monstrous head and sickening cry
And ears like errant wings,
The devil's walking parody
On all four-footed things.

The tattered outlaw of the earth,
Of ancient crooked will;
Starve, scourge, deride me: I am dumb,
I keep my secret still.

Fools! For I also had my hour;
One far fierce hour and sweet:
There was a shout about my ears,
And palms before my feet.


11 posted on 10/28/2006 2:40:03 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: mathprof
But donkeys don't think do they?

It's jackasses that don't think, but then they display contradictory traits. For instance, although they don't think, they are self aware, but ONLY self aware, they NEVER think of others. Yet, when it comes to work or taxes they ONLY think of others, after all they will be responsible for neither.

17 posted on 10/28/2006 2:43:41 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
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There are some mules I would trust to vote before quite a few Democrats.

Mules are smart. They will not carry a load that is too heavy. They will not work when they are too tired, nor drink water that is too cold, nor eat too much food.

On the other hand, they will jump outside their stall, eat the grass there, then jump back inside, and do it when they can't see where they are landing.


22 posted on 10/28/2006 2:49:29 PM PDT by donmeaker (If the sky don't say "Surrender Dorothy!" then my ex wife is out of town.)
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To: mathprof
Yeah, they think ... but their STUBBORN and BREY all the time - a fitting symbol for the Demoncrats.
32 posted on 10/28/2006 3:24:36 PM PDT by nmh (Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God) .)
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But donkeys don't think do they?

No Democrats don't...they react instinctually to any emotional, 'feel good' imput.

57 posted on 10/28/2006 5:52:18 PM PDT by He Rides A White Horse (Unite)
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To: mathprof

No, donkeys probably don't think, that's why the demoncrats chose them as their mascot. LOL. Take care and God bless.


147 posted on 10/31/2006 6:37:17 PM PST by Enough_Deceit (Confessions of a middle-aged drama queen. ;-))
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