Polanco. Every time I hear his name called I think of that Slim Whitman yodel song that Rush Limbaugh parodied.
Uh oh, baseball is a game of Inge's.
SWING and a miss!
"Una Paloma Blanca." When Polanco was on the Cards a few years back, I actually wrote a parody about him based on that song: "Oooh, Placido Polanco. . . ." I don't remember the rest of the words off the top of my head.