I could have been used for a Scared Straight program for teens. I doubt a girl in the room would uncross her legs until she was 40 after being with me during my first or third labors especially. :-)
By the way, if you have bathroom issues that last for 22 hours or so, I'd recommend Metamucil.
Ouch! 22 hours! My midwife with my fourth baby said the reason I was having so much non-progressive labor was because I was actually progressing for about a month before giving birth. When I actually would go into full labor I would have the baby within hours.