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ntp-systems.com (Sure and it counts as a link) ^ | 10-27-06 | sully777

Posted on 10/27/2006 4:25:11 AM PDT by sully777

THE TIMING OF HALLOWEEN -- Blame it on the Celts [and Irish]! Back when the Celts dominated most of Europe, hundreds of years before Caesar and his Roman Legions expanded their rule, they were celebrating their new year on the evening of October 31. This was known as the great festival of Samhain. Why on this date and time? Let’s just say that they were a dark bunch, and have been referred to as children of darkness.

The word “samhain” basically means the end or sunset of summer. The timing of the end of summer for the Celts harkened back to their early herdsman days. It was around November 1 (the month they called Samonios which began during the October/November lunation) when they recognized it was time to bring in the herds in Europe, thus marking the end of summer.

The timing had to do with the Celts belief that days were marked from sundown to sundown. Since they started days with darkness, it made sense that they would start their new year in the dark half of the year.

So what does all this have to do with Halloween? According to Michael Judge, in his book The Dance of Time:

“To the Celtic mind, the dark of night was felt to be nearer the other world, the land of ghosts and fairies, witches and magical beings, than the light of day…Night belonged to them, and to intrude on their realm was risky business.”

During the Samhain celebration, bones of slaughtered cattle and other animals were thrown into a blazing bonfire, and then the celebrants would extinguish their own fires. Each family then solemnly lit its hearth from the common flame, thus bonding the families of the village together. According to Irish mythology, during that night the great shield of Scathach was lowered, allowing the barriers between the worlds to fade and the forces of chaos to invade the realms of order, the material world conjoining with the world of the dead. At this time the spirits of the dead and those yet to be born walked among the living. The dead could return to the places where they had lived and food and entertainment were provided in their honor. Pretty spooky stuff.

Now for those of you who insist that Halloween comes from “All Hallow’s Eve” which is the day before the Catholic All Saints holy day, which used to be called “All Hallows,” derived from All Hallowed Souls, you are partially correct.

Samhain is really the festival that is responsible for the timing of Halloween. According to Judge, the church under Popes like Pope Gregory the Great in the 5th century AD assimilates pagan festivals into the church calendar, “allowing the folk traditions associated with the old holidays to continue, virtually unchanged, under the mantle of the new faith.” In the case of Samhain, Pope Gregory actually “moved the feast of All Hallows’, All Saints’ Day, from May 13 to November 1. Grafted onto one of the church’s greatest holy days, Samhain became known as All Hallow’s Eve, contracted over years of casual usage to Allhallows’E’en, and, ultimately, Halloween.”

Blame it on the Celts [and Irish].

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: blametheirish; ofst; rocktoberfest; silliness; veryscary
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To: sully777

IOTT


101 posted on 10/27/2006 8:25:04 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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102 posted on 10/27/2006 8:26:06 AM PDT by Gordongekko909 (Mark 5:9)
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103 posted on 10/27/2006 8:27:13 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777
Check this out: Big Mac Pumpkin -
104 posted on 10/27/2006 8:28:30 AM PDT by Millee (Tagline free since 10/20/06)
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To: sully777

105 posted on 10/27/2006 8:29:45 AM PDT by Gordongekko909 (Mark 5:9)
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To: sully777

Why, Why, Why


Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

Why do basketball athletes have to wear droopy drawer uniforms while the half-time entertainment dance squad wear brief, skintight outfits?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for d oing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And, finally,

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.


106 posted on 10/27/2006 8:29:55 AM PDT by lilylangtree
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To: sully777

Would you please add me to the Friday Silliness Thread ping list?


107 posted on 10/27/2006 8:31:01 AM PDT by pax_et_bonum (I will always love you, Flyer.)
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To: nuke rocketeer

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!" The grasshopper says, "Really? You have a drink named Steve?"


108 posted on 10/27/2006 8:31:12 AM PDT by the lastbestlady (I AM the vast right wing conspiracy)
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To: Millee

109 posted on 10/27/2006 8:31:27 AM PDT by Gordongekko909 (Mark 5:9)
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To: Gordongekko909; BJClinton

REM sings on Sesame Street

110 posted on 10/27/2006 8:37:04 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Gordongekko909

Now, that was a good one.


111 posted on 10/27/2006 8:37:52 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: A knight without armor

112 posted on 10/27/2006 8:38:54 AM PDT by CJ Wolf
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To: pax_et_bonum
You're on the list.

113 posted on 10/27/2006 8:39:19 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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114 posted on 10/27/2006 8:40:12 AM PDT by Gordongekko909 (Mark 5:9)
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115 posted on 10/27/2006 8:41:46 AM PDT by Gordongekko909 (Mark 5:9)
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To: Gordongekko909
I'm blown away by your humor - you've got me ROFLMAO today


116 posted on 10/27/2006 8:41:47 AM PDT by Lucky9teen ("I love the smell of strategery in the morning...")
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To: CJ Wolf
UH OH...


117 posted on 10/27/2006 8:42:02 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: sully777

When do I get my certificate?

Could you make it wallet-size and laminated?

;-)


118 posted on 10/27/2006 8:42:21 AM PDT by pax_et_bonum (I will always love you, Flyer.)
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To: sully777

119 posted on 10/27/2006 8:42:46 AM PDT by Lucky9teen ("I love the smell of strategery in the morning...")
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To: Millee

Talented pumpkin work


120 posted on 10/27/2006 8:43:25 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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