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Fire breaks out at Salt Lake crematorium [600lb. man's cremation leads to grease fire]
abc4.com ^
| 10/25/2006
| Larry Warren
Posted on 10/25/2006 8:06:45 AM PDT by yankeedame
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To: yankeedame
the funeral director said they'll notify the family to assure them their loved one wasn't harmed.ROFL, he was cremated, not harmed in any way though.
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posted on
10/25/2006 8:17:44 AM PDT
by
Toby06
(Diesel smoke makes me horny.)
To: headstamp
I'm actually amazed that with all the chemicals we consume throughout our lives that we are not classified as hazardous waste when we finally pass on. Don't be talking trash about my wife's cooking.
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posted on
10/25/2006 8:19:29 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Dancing through life like a street mime with tourettes syndrome.)
To: headstamp
I'm actually amazed that with all the chemicals we consume throughout our lives that we are not classified as hazardous waste when we finally pass on. Think about all the critters that have died over the millions of years and the chemicals they have eaten. Yeah, it's a damn good thing it's not hazardous waste or the entire world would be damn SUPERFUND site.
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posted on
10/25/2006 8:20:15 AM PDT
by
Toby06
(Diesel smoke makes me horny.)
To: linda_22003
Okay, I think I'm going to put off lunch until later than usual, today. Just don't get a fatty prime rib or hamburger and you should be good. Oh yeah, stay away from Taco Bell, too, you never know WHAT that meat is.
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posted on
10/25/2006 8:22:20 AM PDT
by
Toby06
(Diesel smoke makes me horny.)
To: Toby06
Dinosaurs must have eaten old tires, because they turned into oil.
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posted on
10/25/2006 8:22:23 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Dancing through life like a street mime with tourettes syndrome.)
To: yankeedame
Wow, 600lbs. I wonder why he died? BTW - the story reminded me of the movie The Alamo when Davy Crocket describes eating potatoes from the celler of a burned house, cooked from the grease of Indians they trapped inside. Ummm... taters...
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posted on
10/25/2006 8:23:10 AM PDT
by
JTHomes
To: Slings and Arrows
"[600lb. man's cremation leads to grease fire]
Michael Moore is dead?!"
I thought maybe Teddy Kennedy died.
To: mhking
I've never pinged you for a, "Just Damn," thread, but.....
DAMN!
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posted on
10/25/2006 8:27:16 AM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(Roll your own cigarettes! You'll save $$$ and smoke less!(Magnetic bumper stickers-click my name)
To: Toby06
I discovered that the first - and only - time I ever went to a Taco Bell! That was literally a once in a lifetime experience. I don't ever need a second.
To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
Just damn.
If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...
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posted on
10/25/2006 8:29:01 AM PDT
by
mhking
(I make my livin' on the evening news....)
To: Tijeras_Slim
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posted on
10/25/2006 8:41:47 AM PDT
by
headstamp
(Nothing lasts forever, Unless it does.)
To: Toby06
Shhhhh, the greenies will start thinking about it.
(grin)
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posted on
10/25/2006 8:43:11 AM PDT
by
headstamp
(Nothing lasts forever, Unless it does.)
To: yankeedame
You're not supposed to press down with a spatula - that lets all the juices out!
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posted on
10/25/2006 8:43:26 AM PDT
by
Sax
To: Tijeras_Slim
"You can rest assured that the apple stayed in his mouth throughout the procedure."
Looking for a towel to clean up the screen and keyboard now......good thing I was only drinking water!!!
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posted on
10/25/2006 9:34:28 AM PDT
by
cdbear
(Have you hugged your teddy bear today?)
To: yankeedame
All I do is feel sorry for those poor large folks. I'm sorry our food industry has created man made food to such an extent causing addictions to food as nicotine is to smokers. Even these so called diet sodas with aspartame has caused addictions and creating even more fat people. Research is now proving this. ;o(
Preservative foods [man made foods] were innocently created for shelf life...it has turned into one ugly monster.
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posted on
10/25/2006 9:44:19 AM PDT
by
shield
(A wise man's heart is at his RIGHT hand; but a fool's heart at his LEFT. Ecc 10:2)
To: headstamp
I'm actually amazed that with all the chemicals we consume throughout our lives that we are not classified as hazardous waste when we finally pass on. Ummmm, actually an embalmed body is classified as hazardous. Formaldehyde from buried bodies has been known to contaminate the ground water...
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posted on
10/25/2006 10:22:48 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Age and experience -- It makes no sense to get one without the other. - Sundog)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Don't be surprised to find habeneros seeds in your breakfast cereal after a remark like that.
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posted on
10/25/2006 11:49:54 AM PDT
by
B4Ranch
(Illegal immigration Control and US Border Security - The jobs George W. Bush refuses to do.)
To: B4Ranch
Probably drywall compound in my mashed potatoes.
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posted on
10/25/2006 11:51:02 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Dancing through life like a street mime with tourettes syndrome.)
To: Tijeras_Slim
LOL I will not tell my wife about that nasty trick! I think she prefers to give me arsenic mixed in with cinnamon.
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posted on
10/25/2006 1:14:29 PM PDT
by
B4Ranch
(Illegal immigration Control and US Border Security - The jobs George W. Bush refuses to do.)
To: yankeedame
See, you have to go low and slow in order to avoid these grease fires. Sorta like roasting a duck...
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posted on
10/25/2006 1:23:03 PM PDT
by
Ol' Sox
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