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Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 29
today | Mo1

Posted on 10/20/2006 6:44:54 AM PDT by Mo1



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To: Cardhu

Wow, she really slapped 'em silly! I'd love to see more people like her have the guts to stand up and tell it like it is. I think that should be posted on FR for ALL to see! It was amazing, not only to hear that from a woman, but an Arab woman no less! Wow! Thanks, Cardy!


2,941 posted on 12/18/2006 10:42:31 AM PST by derllak
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To: sweetliberty; Darksheare; Mo1; null and void; catpuppy; lodwick; Lakeshark; Darlin'; westmex; ...

Posting this by way of Lodwick. ;)

Christmas Angels



One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip ... But there were problems everywhere.
Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.



Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit.
This stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.
More stress.



Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.
So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey.



When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hid the liquor and there was nothing to drink.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.



Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door.
He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.



The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas Santa.
Isn't it just a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you.
Isn't it just a lovely tree?
Where would you like me to stick it?"



Thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.


2,942 posted on 12/18/2006 11:49:01 AM PST by grannie9 (Between slobs, dogs, and Englishmen, I'm always in hot water.)
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To: grannie9

Rofl! GREAT story, Gran! The only part of the story I find hard to believe was the elves hiding the liquor. Come on! We all know the truth. Dadburn those drunken, lyin', thieving elves anyway!
:)


2,943 posted on 12/18/2006 11:58:24 AM PST by derllak
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Never trust a really short man, Derly. LOL


2,944 posted on 12/18/2006 12:06:02 PM PST by grannie9 (Between slobs, dogs, and Englishmen, I'm always in hot water.)
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To: grannie9

Never trust ANY man, Grannie! :)


2,945 posted on 12/18/2006 12:07:39 PM PST by derllak
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To: derllak

Well of course,...see I am getting senile!

(Hanging my head in shame.)


2,946 posted on 12/18/2006 12:09:43 PM PST by grannie9 (Between slobs, dogs, and Englishmen, I'm always in hot water.)
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To: grannie9
<Never trust a really short man, Derly. LOL


2,947 posted on 12/18/2006 12:10:53 PM PST by null and void (You might as well do something big, because doing something small is just as hard ~ Larry Bock)
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To: grannie9

Rofl! And you've got a mean streak in you too! Seeing that Abujabbawabba guy always makes me wanna gouge my eyes out!
Thanks, Gran! :P


2,948 posted on 12/18/2006 12:12:55 PM PST by derllak
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To: derllak

*ahem*


2,949 posted on 12/18/2006 12:20:47 PM PST by null and void (You might as well do something big, because doing something small is just as hard ~ Larry Bock)
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To: null and void

You're an exception, Nully! We all adore you....and you always make the ladies drool! *smacking lips* :)


2,950 posted on 12/18/2006 12:25:13 PM PST by derllak
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To: derllak

I just posted it on FR as you suggested.


2,951 posted on 12/18/2006 12:45:52 PM PST by Cardhu
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To: null and void

Baaad Nully, you are not short. You're just right! ;)


2,952 posted on 12/18/2006 12:47:02 PM PST by grannie9 (Between slobs, dogs, and Englishmen, I'm always in hot water.)
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To: derllak; null and void
and you always make the ladies drool! *smacking lips* :)

You may have gone a bit far with that one...lol.

(kidding Nully, kidding.....................)

2,953 posted on 12/18/2006 12:50:01 PM PST by grannie9 (Between slobs, dogs, and Englishmen, I'm always in hot water.)
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To: Cardhu

Thank you, Cardy! That'll make a LOT of people's day! Can't wait to see the shock on their faces! :)


2,954 posted on 12/18/2006 12:51:18 PM PST by derllak
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To: grannie9; derllak
I'm also not 'ah'm a dim nut job'.

Even if Derr seem to have trouble keeping track of who's posting what...
2,955 posted on 12/18/2006 12:51:57 PM PST by null and void (You might as well do something big, because doing something small is just as hard ~ Larry Bock)
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To: Cardhu
Good for you, now I suppose you're gone again, lol.

be careful Mort

2,956 posted on 12/18/2006 12:52:21 PM PST by grannie9 (Between slobs, dogs, and Englishmen, I'm always in hot water.)
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To: null and void

Derr? Are you talkin' to me? Alright, I guess Derr and Derly are better than Derky. I really need to change my name!
Thanks for the slap, Nully. To be honest, I kinda liked it....feel free to do it again! ;)


2,957 posted on 12/18/2006 12:57:01 PM PST by derllak
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To: derllak

To Derky Jerky?


2,958 posted on 12/18/2006 1:00:53 PM PST by null and void (You might as well do something big, because doing something small is just as hard ~ Larry Bock)
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To: null and void

Oh no! I shoulda kept my mouth shut! :P


2,959 posted on 12/18/2006 1:04:01 PM PST by derllak
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To: derllak
Maybe...

Extolling The Female Tongue

2,960 posted on 12/18/2006 1:09:17 PM PST by null and void (You might as well do something big, because doing something small is just as hard ~ Larry Bock)
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