[Slings and Arrows]

I'll bet you've been called a smart a$$ more than once in your life.

Maybe even more than twice.

[VRWCtaz]

I firmly believe it is becoming a lost art form. True smart a$$e$ don't need - and seldom use - vulgarity, profanity, or even curses. For my money, nothing is more entertaining than when a true smart a$$ decimates a pretender.