[Joe 6-pack]

"How many people brushing their teeth bend over to put their mouth under the tap?"

I do...

....but I never had lightning shoot out my ass.

[robertpaulsen]

It happens to guys. Who are from Madrass.

There once was a man from Madrass
Whose balls were made out of brass
When he'd bang 'em together
They'd play stormy weather
And lightning would shoot out of his ass

[sit-rep]

lol...