Now Michael, you know I NEVER venture out of chat anymore. Millee = 
Posted on 10/13/2006 8:14:24 AM PDT by Millee
Michelle and Brian Watters are hoping you will judge their books by their covers … but maybe that's because the covers are all they're selling.
Say you're stuck on a plane next to a chatty neighbor, and you want nothing more than to be left alone. Thanks to the Watters, you can just open up your hardback copy of "How to Murder a Complete Stranger … and Get Away With It" and odds are you'll get your wish.
The Ottawa couple is selling individual self-help book jackets sporting comical titles — and they're hoping readers with an active funny bone will help themselves, the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation reports.
Among their eccentric offerings are "How to Overcome Nymphomania" (sure to get you some dates), "Do-It Yourself Vasectomy" (for the medical enthusiast with an independent streak) and "The Nutritional Benefits of Nose-Picking" (a must-read for any aspiring culinary artist) — to name a few.
"These are great if your mother wants the latest Danielle Steele for Christmas. You put 'How to Make Your Mother a Porn Star' on the cover [of the actual Danielle Steele book]," said Helen Aikenhead, owner of Ottawa bookstore Three Wild Women. "And when she opens it up on Christmas morning, she doesn't know what your intentions are."
And if your mom would be less than impressed, Michelle Watters suggests using the titles to … um … clear the air, so to speak.
"If you want to sit by yourself, and you don't want anyone bothering you, "Perfecting the Art of Fart Projection" will guarantee you a solo seat," she said.
The jackets are currently being sold in bookstores and boutiques in about a dozen countries for around $6.
(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...
Could've been Stone Temple Pilots..
Speaking of which:
http://www.leoslyrics.com/listlyrics.php?hid=NGOh10vYSRY%3D
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-s3lmr09oVg
Oh.....
:(
Yiikes!! That one is scary.
I can be the pool guy..
..wait, no I can't.
I can't swim.
Yes, had it dedicated to me once upon a time.
Don't fret,
it's very shallow.
Okers.
lol - how sweet!
LMAO! Another Millee-topic. Only two hours and over 100 comments!
(huggs, Millee ;))
It was kinda funny.
She hadn't quite listened to the lyrics closely.
Kinda like the following lyrics from this all lady band:
http://www.leoslyrics.com/listlyrics.php?hid=09ZI4BtZxbU%3D
;) Make a guy feel bad.
Kids today have much better toys then we ever did. I feel cheated.
Hugs back to you, my long-lost friend!
"break me off"???? mmmmmmm....ouch.......
You can write your own job description then :)
I am unworthy, but thank you kindly for the compliment.
Actually, I think they mistyped what they say in the song.
It's 'bring' I believe.
Could be worse though..
http://www.leoslyrics.com/listlyrics.php?hid=gUJzV6IectE%3D
Imagine what the response would have been had she placed this item in Breaking News, as is her wont.
Now Michael, you know I NEVER venture out of chat anymore. Millee =
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