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How to Overcome Nymphomania
FoxNews ^ | 10/12/06 | Staff

Posted on 10/13/2006 8:14:24 AM PDT by Millee

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1 posted on 10/13/2006 8:14:24 AM PDT by Millee
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To: Millee
"If you want to sit by yourself, and you don't want anyone bothering you, "Perfecting the Art of Fart Projection" will guarantee you a solo seat," she said.

"No need for perfect projection; the general direction does the trick."

2 posted on 10/13/2006 8:20:48 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: Millee

I've been reading "Living With Your Freakishly Large Manhood" lately.


3 posted on 10/13/2006 8:22:10 AM PDT by socal_parrot (Chicks dig me.)
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To: Millee

LOL!!


4 posted on 10/13/2006 8:22:41 AM PDT by Constitution Day (Please do not emanate into the penumbra.)
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To: socal_parrot

LOL!! Best of luck to you! ;oD


5 posted on 10/13/2006 8:23:03 AM PDT by Millee (A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
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To: socal_parrot

I wrestle with my manhood and sometimes I win.


6 posted on 10/13/2006 8:23:21 AM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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To: Millee
How to Overcome Nymphomania

I hope people resist the urge to post Helen Thomas's picture.

7 posted on 10/13/2006 8:23:31 AM PDT by Always Right
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How to Overcome Nymphomania

8 posted on 10/13/2006 8:24:23 AM PDT by Mike Bates (Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
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I want a book cover called "How To Live Normally, In Spite Of Incredible Sexual Prowess".


9 posted on 10/13/2006 8:24:35 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Islam is a pathological disorder masquerading as a religion.)
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I wrestle with my manhood and sometimes I win.

I fought the jaw, and the jaw won.

10 posted on 10/13/2006 8:25:28 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Islam is a pathological disorder masquerading as a religion.)
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I want a book cover called "How To Live Normally, In Spite Of Incredible Sexual Prowess".

It's right over there, sir, in the Fiction Section.

11 posted on 10/13/2006 8:25:50 AM PDT by Mike Bates (Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
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To: Xenalyte

SPL!


12 posted on 10/13/2006 8:26:56 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (USAF Air Rescue "That others may live.")
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LOL

I have no comeback for that. :^)


13 posted on 10/13/2006 8:27:12 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Islam is a pathological disorder masquerading as a religion.)
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Don't feel bad. That's where I found my copy. :(
14 posted on 10/13/2006 8:29:14 AM PDT by Mike Bates (Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
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HA HA HA good one!!!


15 posted on 10/13/2006 8:30:15 AM PDT by lakeman (when a marine kills the only thing he feels is the recoil of his rifle)
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To: Millee

There is also a TERRIFIC retirement plan in the link.


16 posted on 10/13/2006 8:31:09 AM PDT by Twinkie (Faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the Word of God.)
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ZING!!!


18 posted on 10/13/2006 8:34:20 AM PDT by Millee (A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
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Over here nympo's! :o)


19 posted on 10/13/2006 8:35:00 AM PDT by Millee (A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
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To: 1riot1ranger; al baby; albee; Argh; AtomicBuffaloWings; Bacon Man; beaureguard; bedolido; ...
Salacious Ping List ping!

And thanks for the ping to CholeraJoe, who will surely inherit this list should something ever happen to me.
20 posted on 10/13/2006 8:35:38 AM PDT by Xenalyte (Viva EspaƱa!)
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