My husband should have learned Hebrew -- he's a hook-handed lefty and dyslexic. Plus, he looks like a Rabbi. (Not sure why - he's Irish mostly with some German and southern redneck thrown in. But every time we're at a synagogue for somebody's bar mitzvah or funeral or whatever, SOMEbody asks him "Where do you usually attend shul?")
LOL!!......well, at least they don't ask him to perform a bris!........