Posted on 09/27/2006 1:34:54 PM PDT by pissant
Clad in everything from stripper garb to evening wear, hot moms across the country lined up in Miami Beach for a chance to compete for the title "Hottest Mom in America," the Miami Herald reported.
From the surgically "enhanced" to beauties au naturel, the group of over 200 hotties attracted the attention of passersby, with several male gawkers almost inducing a pile-up.
The foxy lady who takes home the prize will receive $25,000 for herself, a $25,000 scholarship for her children, an interview with a modeling agency and treatments with an injectable antiwrinkle gel for one year, to help her maintain her hot mom status.
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Easier to hide the Depends.
Yeah, those would definitely show unflatteringly were she clad like (say) Chica in the pink boots.
Okay, I TiVO'd "Nip/Tuck" last night. I suppose now I need to pay close attention to any mention of peanut butter? :-)
or the first backstage at the rock concert or the bar after the pro football game, etc etc..
A legend! A true legend!!
Well its good to see that men aren't the only ones that overestimate their attractiveness.
Remember, those chicks on Springer all think that they are (snap!) ALL that and a bag 'o chips!
OMG. You won't be able to miss it.
Skippy, Jif, or Peter Pan? My wife was referring to her by her nickname on the little house on the prarie and all I could do was laugh! That epipsode was nothing but cliches, but great entertainment.
LOL!
Hmmm...something tells me it isn't going to be a good thing!
Springer? I didn't know that pimp still had a program.
No. It is a very bad thing that made me leave the room.
Is this going to be a Fox show?
If, I am so watching this. It'll beat the hell out of 'Flavor of Love'.
http://www.hottestmominamerica.com/
Miami moms
http://www.hottestmominamerica.com/cpg149/thumbnails.php?album=3
Dallas moms
http://www.hottestmominamerica.com/cpg149/thumbnails.php?album=2
Good point. Maybe he doesn't. I haven't had a sick day in a while. :^)
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