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Penis doctor cited for incompetence
UPI ^ | 9/25/06 | Staff

Posted on 09/25/2006 12:57:18 PM PDT by Millee

The state of Illinois has moved to revoke the medical license of a Chicago doctor accused of leaving patients with deformed penises.

A total 45 malpractice claims have been filed against Sheldon Burman from his work at the Male Sexual Dysfunction Clinic, the Chicago Sun-Times reported Monday. The state has filed a request to revoke Burman's license for a "pattern of practice" showing "incapacity or incompetence to practice."

Burman's clinic has lost millions of dollars in court cases stemming from the procedure, which the American Urological Association has labeled unsafe.

Lawrence Griffin, an attorney for a man who underwent a penis-enlargement procedure at Burman's clinic in 2003 said the doctor left his client with an organ "that doesn't even resemble a penis."

"It's absolutely grotesque," he told the Sun-Times.

Burman, a former respected heart surgeon, said he taught himself the penis enlargement procedure and has no formal background in urology or plastic surgery. He told the newspaper he stands by every penis surgery he has performed since entering the field in 1981, saying patients who end up with deformed penises do not follow proper aftercare procedures.


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: dickdoc
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To: Dark Skies; Millee

80-yr-old man returns to his cronies following his manly implant and honeymoon with his 20-yr-old bride. They remark he looks exhausted and ask about the implant.

"You just clap to activate and snap when you're finished," he explains. They still don't understand his haggard appearance. "That's how it went the whole time...clap, snap, clap, snap, clap, snap..."


41 posted on 09/25/2006 1:12:56 PM PDT by Froufrou
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To: bwteim

I get it! You've posted a big cock!!!


42 posted on 09/25/2006 1:13:38 PM PDT by Froufrou
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To: isthisnickcool

It's a dork allright.


43 posted on 09/25/2006 1:16:04 PM PDT by davisfh
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To: Froufrou; verum ago
"the url gives it away..."

Let me try another site then

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44 posted on 09/25/2006 1:17:11 PM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind)
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To: 1riot1ranger; al baby; albee; Argh; AtomicBuffaloWings; beaureguard; bedolido; beezdotcom; ...
Salacious Ping List ping!

And thanks to pax_et_bonum for the heads-up, so to speak. ;)
45 posted on 09/25/2006 1:17:25 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Thank you, Flyer . . . I have my music back.)
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To: Froufrou; Millee

The mods are very forgiving this afternoon;)


46 posted on 09/25/2006 1:17:44 PM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind)
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To: wallcrawlr
Has Lee Corso decided to sue?


47 posted on 09/25/2006 1:19:13 PM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: bwteim

Yep. Sometimes I get tired of hearing Bush bashing. You know, it's impossible to get through a day without it unless you turn off everything and read a book.


48 posted on 09/25/2006 1:20:26 PM PDT by Froufrou
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To: cripplecreek
The evidence will never stand up in court.

it appears to have already been quashed
49 posted on 09/25/2006 1:21:16 PM PDT by verum ago (To the Islamofascists: As long as your beliefs have you live in denial, so shall you die of it.)
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To: bwteim
The mods are very forgiving this afternoon;)

They must be having too good a time at the latest T&A thread.

50 posted on 09/25/2006 1:21:39 PM PDT by Tatze (This tagline is brought to you by the Admin Moderator!)
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To: verum ago

For the sake of the victims I hope the judge doesn't throw the case out due to insufficient evidence.


51 posted on 09/25/2006 1:23:13 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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To: cripplecreek

I'm sure they can find a subpoena somewhere...


52 posted on 09/25/2006 1:24:07 PM PDT by verum ago (To the Islamofascists: As long as your beliefs have you live in denial, so shall you die of it.)
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To: Millee
A total 45 malpractice claims have been filed against Sheldon Burman from his work at the Male Sexual Dysfunction Clinic, the Chicago Sun-Times reported Monday.

Sounds like he made a few too many boners.

53 posted on 09/25/2006 1:24:19 PM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: bwteim
I only posted it as a PSA.
54 posted on 09/25/2006 1:26:05 PM PDT by Millee (A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
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To: Gay State Conservative

54 posts & you haven't found it yet??? tsk-tsk-tsk... ;o)


55 posted on 09/25/2006 1:27:08 PM PDT by Millee (A joke then, a joke N.O.W.)
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To: Millee
54 posts & you haven't found it yet??? tsk-tsk-tsk... ;o)

Millee,I saw the title of the thread and the only thing I could think of was..."after four years of undergrad study, four years of medical school,at least several years of postgraduate training,this guy could have specialized in the brain,lungs,colon,bones,heart,etc...and he wound up doing *that*?"

56 posted on 09/25/2006 1:31:52 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative ("An empty limousine pulled up and Hillary Clinton got out")
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To: bwteim

A bunched rod lost norms


57 posted on 09/25/2006 1:32:09 PM PDT by Mordacious
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To: Mordacious

A ++++


58 posted on 09/25/2006 1:34:15 PM PDT by bwteim (bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind)
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To: bwteim

I like yours better :)


59 posted on 09/25/2006 1:39:32 PM PDT by Mordacious
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To: Millee

I wonder if that judge from the penis pump case is available.


60 posted on 09/25/2006 1:45:08 PM PDT by Huntress (Proud owner of Norman/Norma, the transsexual attack cat.)
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