Streisand shows what not to wear (stockings with rocks in them alert!)

Daily Mail ^ | 09/22/2006 | Daily Mail

[dubie]

You would think that by the age of 64, most women would be self-conscious enough to ensure their choice of evening wear does not expose parts of the body which have...well dropped below standards.

But no one seems to have shared this with legendary entertainer Barbra Streisand as she stepped out in this rather unflattering black dress at the Clinton Global Initiative in New York.

Streisand seemed to forget what a photographer's flash can do to a black dress as she unwittingly revealed she had left the black bra tucked up in her drawer at home.

But this was not the first time Streisand has been left emmbarrased by the camera.

Last month she was snapped outside her LA home looking like she had given her make-up artist and hairdresser the day off.

[Tokra]

A milkman was making his deliveries and found a note attached to a customers door saying "I need 45 gallons of milk."

He knocked on the door and a beautiful dumb blond answered it.

"Is this a mistake?" the milkman asked.

"No," she said, "I was watching a talk show and it said that bathing in milk is a good aphrodisiac."

"Really," replied the milkman. "Do you want that pasteurised?"

"No, up to my breasts would be fine," she said.

[sheik yerbouty]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! I'm blind!

[lormand]

This thread needs some "eye cleansing".

[finnman69]

[billorites]

Uh, thanks for the mammaries Babs!

Last night when I got home
You were not alone
You said he was a nudist
Who came to use the phone...

[Veggie Todd]

At the same time that Babs was on Drudge, he had a pic of Sandra Oh up. Why oh why couldn't Sandra be wearing the see-thru?

[veronica]

LOL.

If her good buddy designer Donna Karan gave that dress and advised her to wear it, the friendship should be over. :)

[george76]

[Arrowhead1952]

I knew some FReeper would post that "other" picture.

[angcat]

They need to be lifted with a crane.

[mollynme]

Looks like "the girls" are headed in the same direction as her nose. Noses get longer with age, too.

[theFIRMbss]

[standingfirm]

BABS AND SHEEHAN LOOK RELATED

[dead]

[Gay State Conservative]

My goodness,that'll put a fella off his feed for a while!

[Dr._Joseph_Warren]

Not everyone looks good in black!

[jennyjenny]

Looks like she's wearing two tube socks with tennis balls in them around her neck.

[Suzy Quzy]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!

[anton]

Projectile vomit alert.

[MadIvan]

Of course the one unspoken and terrifying truth is that James Brolin actually sees that sight au naturel every night.

I do wonder if he removes his contact lenses prior to the unveiling, however.

Regards, Ivan