[stm]

An early Halloween present?

[DannyTN]

IBTZ

Tell me he didn't stuff it in her costume while she danced.

[SquirrelKing]

"Come on, guys, give Starla a hand!"

[Right Wing Assault]

Anything to win a woman's heart. Just giving the girl a hand. Such a smooth operator this guy is!

[meanie monster]

lol daym!

[Right Wing Assault]

The guy is Hassen Abdellah. Isn't it against Islamic law for a male non-relative to give a human hand to a women he is not married to?

[Enchante]

Wow, that guy really knows how to go about flirtation, seduction, and foreplay..... I'm sure just about any woman is passionately aroused when presented with a cold, dead hand from a cadaver.....

[csvset]

You give your hand to me
And then you say, "Hello."
And I can hardly speak,
My heart is beating so.
And anyone can tell
You think you know me well.
Well, you don't know me.
(no you don't know me)

[stylin19a]

exotic dancer...gotta hand it to her...

[pipecorp]

nope, just more hand-me-downs.

[blake6900]

Hand job?!

[Enterprise]

Well, he could have given her the eyes and sang "I only have eyes for you."

[Redcloak]

For some reason, as I read the excerpt, I found myself wondering: "Is the doc is a member of The Religion Of Peace™?". I don't know why this thought crossed my mind; it just did. So I click on the link and what do I see? The doc's name is "Ahmed Rashed".

[Argus]

"A Big Hand For The Little Lady"

[Mr. Brightside]

I guess that is better than a 'thumbs up.'

[I Drive Too Fast]

How did they catch him? Did she finger the guy?

Ironically, now he's busted by the long arm of the law.

[llevrok]

I wonder who fingered the doc for the crime?

[mikrofon]

Hey, what can you say, he had a Thing for her...

[Jack Hammer]

Five tips. FINGERtips!

[Calpernia]

http://in.today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=entertainmentNews&storyID=2007-02-02T040734Z_01_NOOTR_RTRJONC_0_India-286040-1.xml
Doctor gives New Jersey stripper a hand --literally

NEW YORK (Reuters) - A doctor pleaded guilty on Thursday to stealing a severed hand, which he gave to a stripper who displayed it in her New Jersey apartment.

Ahmed Rashed faces five years probation for stealing the hand in 2002 from a cadaver at a New Jersey medical school, an assistant prosecutor for Middlesex County said on Thursday.

Rashed practices medicine at a hospital in Los Angeles and stole the hand while studying in New Jersey, the prosecutor said.

The woman kept the hand in a jar of formaldehyde in her apartment where it was discovered by police during an unrelated investigation.

[Plutarch]

This Living Hand

 

This living hand, now warm and capable

Of earnest grasping, would, if it were cold

And in the icy silence of the tomb,

So haunt thy days and chill thy dreaming nights

That thou wouldst wish thine own heart dry of blood

So in my veins red life might stream again,

And thou be conscience-calmed—see here it is—

I hold it towards you.

 

                                                  John Keats