[gopwinsin04]

you're fired Tom! (again)

[GianniV]

I think I like Tom Cruise more than Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt seems like a total tool. And he can't act to boot.

[rintense]

Yawn. Brad is so 2001.

[P-40]

The things we get to worry about in terrorist-free America...

[RabidBartender]

Maybe Tom can reprise the Police Academy series.

[kjam22]

They should use Bruce Willis. "in 15 seconds this tape will self destruct. Welcome to the party pal!"

[freekitty]

So much for keeping stars salaries down. What phoney baloney people these are.

[dinasour]

Maybe the Hollyweirdos will finally realize that pissing off your audience is bad for business.

[Mr. Quarterpanel]

While Brad has done some stinkers (Joe Black, Mr. and Mrs. Smith), he has shined on occasion (Fight Club), and shined brightly (12 monkeys) on others.

I think that he might do an excellent job. Sorry, Tom.

[Sicon]

Brad - who has two adopted children, Maddox, five, and 18-month-old Zahara, and one biological daughter, four-month-old Shiloh Nouvel, with partner Angelina Jolie..

Behold! The modern, liberal family. Descriptions like "married with three children" just don't compute for a lot of people anymore. These days, its all about which kid you have with which "partner", and the term "married" and "husband/wife" hardly enters into it.

[Niteranger68]

Luckily, most of us won't know the difference.

[tlb]

Bad move replacing one twinkie prettyboy with another. A change of direction would invigorate a tired franchise. Perhaps Helen Hunt.

[llevrok]

Are there no "men" actors in Hollywood?

[Lando Lincoln]

They're both empty vessels.

[pikachu]

So it is true, Pluto is no longer a planet and Tom Cruise is no longer a star (appologies to Letterman where I stole this joke).

[mhking]

Heck - Clive Owen got robbed out of James Bond, they can't take him for this?

[dfwgator]

Xenu is pleased.

[Condor51]

Brad Pitt is reportedly in. The handsome blonde hunk is reportedly set to replace Tom Cruise in the latest installment of the "Mission: Impossible" movies - "Mission: Impossible IV."

Oh Happy Days. ANOTHER MI sequel - whoopee! (which as I recall was a freaking' TV show)

Hey Hollyweird here's an idea - free of charge - how about a "My Mother The Car Movie". Robin Williams (or some other hack comic) can play the Jerry Van Dyke part and J-Lo can play his mother's voice.

If Robin gets to big from his britches he can be replaced as the new car's owner and J-Lo too as the new owners mom. Heck this should be good for at least seven sequels.

Free of charge idea #2 - try making a movie from a NOVEL - you know a BOOK - like the 'evil Studios' used to do.

~~stoo-pid hollyweird movie sequel mocking off~~

[Jane Austen]

Brad Pitt is too wimpy. He'd be suitable for the role of a female impersonator.

[MD_Willington_1976]

Tom better use his witchcraft to give Brad stomach flu or something...

[Mr Rogers]

"Your mission, should you acept, is to get Angelina Jolie to swear off sex with women and other men..."