To: MotleyGirl70
Arr! I be findin' meself a shoppin cart an' jolly roger fer teh purpose.
Me mates an' I goin' to rig 'erselve a pirate ship. We be havin' a plank with it, too.
When teh day comes, we's be takin' it to fer a spin through teh cafeteria, shoutin' catchy pirate catch phrases an' makin' people walk teh plank til we's bein' kicked out.
2 posted on
09/19/2006 5:02:40 AM PDT by
explodingspleen
(http://mish-mash.info/)
To: MotleyGirl70
"Don't go by the book. Think like a pirate !!!!" - Tigg'r (of Winnie the Pooh fame)
4 posted on
09/19/2006 5:05:38 AM PDT by
llevrok
(When you take my gin from my cold, dead hand....)
To: Cagey; Larry Lucido; Bloody Sam Roberts
What is your pirate name?
My pirate name is:
Calico Bess Rackham 
Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
To: MotleyGirl70
Arrrrh!!! Already? Shiver me timbers!!! I can't believe another year be gone by!!!
To: MotleyGirl70
My pirate name is:
Bloody Jenny Flint
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.part of the fidius.org network
9 posted on
09/19/2006 5:23:23 AM PDT by
apackof2
(You shall know the FACTS and the FACTS shall set you free)
To: MotleyGirl70
Glad I did a search...I was just about to post this. AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH...
13 posted on
09/19/2006 6:08:04 AM PDT by
truthkeeper
(It's the borders, stupid.)
To: MotleyGirl70
I don't WANNA talk like a pirate.
To: MotleyGirl70
Ye'll be needin this for yer Pirate Freepin' t'day!
17 posted on
09/19/2006 6:19:20 AM PDT by
Ol' Sox
To: Grannyx4; Sarcastic1; TapTap
19 posted on
09/19/2006 6:27:56 AM PDT by
LongElegantLegs
(You can do that, and be a whack-job pedophile on meth.)
To: MotleyGirl70
20 posted on
09/19/2006 6:29:05 AM PDT by
RockinRight
(She rocks my world, and I rock her world.)
To: MotleyGirl70
Me-arrrrrrgghhh
24 posted on
09/19/2006 7:16:24 AM PDT by
300magnum
(We know that if evil is not confronted, it gains in strength and audacity, and returns to strike us)
To: All
My pirate name is:
Dread Pirate Flint
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.part of the fidius.org network
25 posted on
09/19/2006 7:21:29 AM PDT by
KevinDavis
(http://www.cafepress.com/spacefuture)
To: MotleyGirl70
Arrr! Call me Jibber! Captain of the Tops! Up in the crow's nest I'll be, keepin' a lookout and keepin' an eye on those scum that boarded in Tortuga. Don' trust the lot a' them just yet.
30 posted on
09/19/2006 2:26:25 PM PDT by
Tanniker Smith
(I didn't know she was a liberal when I married her.)
To: MotleyGirl70
32 posted on
09/19/2006 5:19:32 PM PDT by
P.O.E.
To: MotleyGirl70
Scurvy wench I be, that ne'er darkened fain gangway portal of piratedom on th' celebrated PirateTide. Weigh, hey, give me some time to blow the man down.
Alas 'n' alack, I gainsay 'twould be nigh yet a fortnight afore me bearings be straitened for landlubbing. Avast ye mates of buccaneers, ye filthy scoundrels of the deep, a pox on your corsairs 'ere they alight in HomePort Fresno.
Me Sooner Schooner be all th' sailin' rig ye loathsome curs might be a-handlin'. Eateth ye me dust!
36 posted on
09/20/2006 1:29:37 AM PDT by
Rte66
To: MotleyGirl70
Yosemite Sam: Now gimme them jewels. Them's my treasure, and I'm going to hide them where no one will know where they're at but me.
Bugs Bunny: Aha, and me.
Yosemite Sam: What? [points gun at Bugs]
Yosemite Sam: Say your prayers, varmit. Dead rabbits tell no tales.
Bugs Bunny: Now, just a minute, Red. Ain't you got that wrong? It's "dead men tell no tales."
Yosemite Sam: Dead men tell no...? Say, you're right. Well, reckon I ain't got no alternative. [Points gun at his own head]
38 posted on
09/20/2006 8:00:09 AM PDT by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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