"I'm not dead yet..."
1 posted on
09/15/2006 12:10:57 PM PDT by
BJClinton
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To: Millee; martin_fierro
You can't take your physical possessions to Heaven, right?
2 posted on
09/15/2006 12:11:54 PM PDT by
BJClinton
(What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
To: BJClinton
Well, to be fair the guy wasn't going to using it any longer.
3 posted on
09/15/2006 12:12:34 PM PDT by
Smedley
To: BJClinton
After 35 years of marriage she felt she had squatters rights to it.
4 posted on
09/15/2006 12:17:18 PM PDT by
Sax
To: BJClinton
It's detachable! (Cue King Missile)
7 posted on
09/15/2006 12:19:24 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: BJClinton
Uta Schneider
Bwahahahahahaha!
Schneiden is German for "to cut"
9 posted on
09/15/2006 12:23:42 PM PDT by
stm
(Katherine Harris for US Senate!)
To: BJClinton; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson
Uta Schneider used a butcher’s knife to hack off the “treasured” manhood Ich bin ein de-loiner.
10 posted on
09/15/2006 12:23:52 PM PDT by
martin_fierro
(Es ist eine deutsche Sache)
To: BJClinton
I would have a difficult time being a judge in this matter trying to keep a straight face. You just can't make this stuff up.
To: BJClinton
Definitely material for the
Germany or Florida? series on the Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew radio show.
Although now that I think of it, seasoned players will be pretty able to identify this one as Germany.
12 posted on
09/15/2006 12:26:52 PM PDT by
TheMole
To: BJClinton
She just wanted to make sure he wasn't going to have any sex in the afterlife until she got there.
13 posted on
09/15/2006 12:27:05 PM PDT by
dirtboy
(This tagline has been photoshopped)
To: BJClinton; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
14 posted on
09/15/2006 12:28:08 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
("I've never seen so many testicles in my life.")
To: BJClinton
...and how dare she break up the 3 piece set.
(Not to be sold separately.)
15 posted on
09/15/2006 12:28:51 PM PDT by
Sax
To: BJClinton
I guess that's better than Bobbitt. She didn't wait for him to die.
16 posted on
09/15/2006 12:31:09 PM PDT by
pissant
To: BJClinton
My wife was considering this after my demise...but she didn't know where she'd keep the 50-gallon drum.
To: Petronski
24 posted on
09/15/2006 12:38:07 PM PDT by
cyborg
(No I don't miss the single life at all.)
To: BJClinton; Slings and Arrows
A WIFE aged 65 chopped off her dead husband’s willy in hospital — so she could keep it in a pickling jar as a souvenir. Why doesn't she have it stuffed? :-P
25 posted on
09/15/2006 12:39:03 PM PDT by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|What if I lecture Americans about America?)
To: Xenalyte
39 posted on
09/15/2006 12:52:18 PM PDT by
CholeraJoe
(USAF Air Rescue "That others may live.")
To: BJClinton
These ween whackings are becoming more and more common.
We need an acronym.
I propose PPP - Player's Part Purloined
42 posted on
09/15/2006 1:08:55 PM PDT by
Sax
To: BJClinton
Now I know the meaning of "organ harvesting"
45 posted on
09/15/2006 1:53:57 PM PDT by
WKB
To: BJClinton
The old lady had a good cover-story...she probably just wanted to make
sure he was really dead!
48 posted on
09/15/2006 3:34:59 PM PDT by
VOA
To: BJClinton
Uta Schneider used a butcher’s knife to hack off the “treasured” manhood. I miss the good ol' day's when a mans brain was taken and kept as a treasure.....
56 posted on
09/15/2006 5:35:26 PM PDT by
EGPWS
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