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Woman Guilty After Microwaving Fake Penis At Store
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| 9/15/06
Posted on 09/15/2006 6:20:25 AM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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To: Mr. Brightside
LOL! This thread is so zotted, but the headline is great and the story even funnier!
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posted on
09/15/2006 6:22:23 AM PDT
by
RebelBanker
(We must not and cannot let the perfect be the enemy of the good.)
To: Mr. Brightside
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posted on
09/15/2006 6:23:56 AM PDT
by
KoRn
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posted on
09/15/2006 6:23:56 AM PDT
by
evets
(beer)
To: RebelBanker
How is the guy going to pass the drug test when his urine comes out hotter than a Starbucks coffee?
To: Mr. Brightside
Why would a WOMAN have a fake penis for a urine test?
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posted on
09/15/2006 6:24:42 AM PDT
by
RockinRight
(She rocks my world, and I rock her world.)
To: Mr. Brightside
He could have used his pregnant sister's urine for the drug test...... (Up In Smoke)
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posted on
09/15/2006 6:25:20 AM PDT
by
Inge_CAV
To: Mr. Brightside
The urine was for the woman. That's what's weird. It says "which CREIGHTON was using for a urine test."
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posted on
09/15/2006 6:25:27 AM PDT
by
RockinRight
(She rocks my world, and I rock her world.)
To: Mr. Brightside
This ain't "news/activism". Pls move it to "Chat/Garbage".
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posted on
09/15/2006 6:25:38 AM PDT
by
yldstrk
(My heros have always been cowboys-Reagan and Bush)
To: Mr. Brightside
How is the guy going to pass the drug test when his urine comes out hotter than a Starbucks coffee? It isn't a guy, which makes the whole thing ever more weird.
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posted on
09/15/2006 6:26:03 AM PDT
by
Recovering Hermit
(AIDS and islam...two preventable diseases.)
To: RockinRight
To: Mr. Brightside
Just speechless, I dont know where to start.
Next on Jerry Springer.....
To: Xenalyte
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posted on
09/15/2006 6:27:37 AM PDT
by
CholeraJoe
(USAF Air Rescue "That others may live.")
To: RockinRight
I'm trying to figure that one out too. Maybe she was going to claim she was having a sex change?? I have only one theory that might hold up. These people are just STUPID!
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posted on
09/15/2006 6:28:05 AM PDT
by
Shimmer128
(I see dumb people, they're everywhere. They don't even know they're dumb.)
To: Mr. Brightside
Is this desperate for news Friday?
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posted on
09/15/2006 6:28:34 AM PDT
by
tobyhill
(The War on Terrorism is not for the weak.)
To: Mr. Brightside
How long do you set the microwave for?
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posted on
09/15/2006 6:28:56 AM PDT
by
Raycpa
To: yldstrk
Quit encourging those nannys!
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posted on
09/15/2006 6:29:24 AM PDT
by
dalereed
To: Shimmer128
These people are just STUPID!That's why it's called dope.
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posted on
09/15/2006 6:29:27 AM PDT
by
ASA Vet
(3.03)
To: Mr. Brightside
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posted on
09/15/2006 6:29:46 AM PDT
by
ChristianDefender
(Never Give Your Enemy (ROP) A Foothold.)
To: Mr. Brightside
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posted on
09/15/2006 6:29:50 AM PDT
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(Nothing is less menacing than a pug growling at you, except a liberal trying to argue his point)
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