Oh, great - now all my students will use this excuse!
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; ...
No word on if it was a Nazi raccoon.
2 posted on
09/11/2006 11:30:00 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
("I've never seen so many testicles in my life.")
To: Slings and Arrows
Once, I actually got to use the classic "the dog ate my homework" excuse. We had a Basset Hound named Bear who chewed on one of my notebooks one day.
3 posted on
09/11/2006 11:32:10 PM PDT by
Redcloak
(Speak softly and wear a loud shirt.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Riiiiiiiiight! Likely story. Lunch detention for you.
6 posted on
09/11/2006 11:45:53 PM PDT by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: Slings and Arrows
"I explained that the raccoon fell from the ceiling in my bathroom and it ran into my bedroom,"So let me get this straight...A "raccoon" just happened to be walking around on the ceiling in your bathroom, fell off, and then ran into your bedroom where all your homework happened to be?
9 posted on
09/12/2006 3:19:21 AM PDT by
sirchtruth
(No one has the RIGHT not to be offended...)
To: Slings and Arrows
12 posted on
09/12/2006 6:08:51 AM PDT by
phantomworker
("A chicken doesn't stop scratching just because worms are scarce." Sofa king crazy.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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