"the man whose swing has been described as that of a one-armed man trying to kill a snake in a telephone booth"
I'd pay to see that.
Reminds me of those expressions: "Busier than a one armed paper hanger"
"Funnier (or something) than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest".
I'm sure there are others.
"the man whose swing has been described as that of a one-armed man trying to kill a snake in a telephone booth" ---David Feherty