With high anticipation, I watched most of the final last night. Sharapova may be a great tennis player and beautiful woman but she's boring as hell as a tennis player. Too sloooooow ...
Here's her serve.
Walk back to ball boy, check racquet strings, walk to service line, bounce the ball three times, fix hair behind both ears, bounce the ball two times ... and serve. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Maggie............... it's better for a male.............
"Walk back to ball boy, check racquet strings, walk to service line, bounce the ball three times, fix hair behind both ears, bounce the ball two times ... and serve. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
ROFL. I thought I was the only one who noticed this. In fact, I tell her how to do it as a running joke,.."OK Maria, jog up to the sevice line, take your left hand, push the hair behind your left ear, push your hair behind your right ear, bounce the ball, not once, not three times, but exactly TWO TIMES, then you can serve".
It works too. She's a winner and all because of my coaching.
No banana jokes. I leave those to Bubba.
And a P.S.
At least she doesn't fiddle around as much as Mary Pierce. Jeeez, talk about slow approaching the serve.
And I LOVE Mary Pierce. But a slow and frustrating player for a fan.