Brangelina to Marry When Everybody Can

AP ^ | 9/8/6

[SmithL]

New York -- Brad Pitt, ever the social activist, says he won't be marrying Angelina Jolie until the restrictions on who can marry whom are dropped.

"Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able," the 42-year-old actor reveals in Esquire magazine's October issue, on newsstands Sept. 19.

In the article he reflects on "fifteen things I think everyone should know."

[SmithL]

So,

he really doesn't want to get married.

What are the other 14 things?

Nevermind, I don't have a need to know.

[Rummyfan]

Brad, taking a stand! If I were him I wouldn't marry her either - not with her track record. Besides, if he's getting the milk for free.....

[tioga]

So he wants all gays to be able to marry? rme. MOre important is the fact he doesn't want to marry the mother of his child.

[Commander8]

*Sticks Finger Down Throat.*

[Niteranger68]

Does he include:

a) A father and daughter?

b) A father and son?

c) A son and daughter?

d) A daughter and grandpa?

[subterfuge]

There are no restrictions on who can get married. Every single person has that right Mr. Jolie.

[r9etb]

Now, now.... mustn't be homophobic. You forgot these:

e) Mother and daughter? f) Father and son?

[Vision]

Brad Pitt...says he won't be marrying Angelina Jolie until the restrictions on who can marry whom are dropped.

God, no matter how many blessing you send me, no matter how luxurious a lifestyle you let me create, please never let me look like this. Amen.

[poobear]

"Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able,..."

Why bother. Your marriage to Jen meant nothing to you while you were impregnating your mistress "I want to taste the world" Angelina. Last comment deleted out of respect for this forum. Something about a whore dog. @#-!

[Hoodlum91]

I think we should have John Mark Karr propose to Brad's daughter and see how he feels about "everyone" then.

[BunnySlippers]

Another good reason not to allow marriage in same sex unions.

[al baby]

a man and his dog?

[ansel12]

I think a boy found a mother figure, his chance of playing strong, masculine figures in the future (successfully) is nil.

[elc]

Now he's just being a copycat. Charlize Theron and her boyfriend made this same statement months ago.

[mak5]

Why even restrict it so much? Why not a man and two women? Why not a man and a dog? If they want to be married, who are we to stop them?

[Global2010]

Bet Anjolie's Dad has another piece of his heart broken.

Are Brad and Angie up for the 2007 Kumbaya award or what?

[elc]

Technically he didn't knock Angelina up until the divorce went through.

[girlscout]

Two brothers?

[Niteranger68]

"Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able,"

Seems clear to me. He envisions NO limits. Family reunions just won't be the same anymore.

[CholeraJoe]

Kinda gives a whole new meaning to "rolling your own" doesn't it?