Hopefully you have better luck with recruiters than I did!
I'm attempting to write a bit. I really wish my characters would stop changing sides halfway through the story without so much as a by-your-leave.
I just wish my characters would leave the bathroom humor be.
Um, I don't usually have the problem with my characters changing sides but they never behave the way I want them to. My probably-Nano plot undertook some really wild revisions this summer.