Ha! Was reading back over the thread and no, I wasn't at the library last night, but am now!!
I forgot my library card, it's in my other purse. I usually can just ask the librarian for the number (needed to log on) and have never had a problem. Apparently this librarian here is on some kind of feminazi power trip. Gave me the third degree. "You'll have to bring it next time." "Be sure you don't leave this sitting around."
As she was writing out the number, I quoted it to her and then said "Did I get it right?" She took looked at me with such hostility!
I won't tell you what I thought...but we've been friends long enough, you probably know.
BIOYS?
Well, you know how hot those library cards are on the black market...