[JenB]

Animatronic strippers top all. It'll have to be, like, fifteen dares.

[Lil'freeper]

Fifteen is eeeeeeeeasy. (we're talking teenagers here...)

[Lil'freeper]

Here's a good one I just pulled from the dare thread:

Have a character who always says "...OF DEATH" after describing things. Example: "The silver and black cerial spoon... OF DEATH." Or "Hand me the yellow pencil... OF DEATH."
Bonus points if it's your MC.
Double bonus points if they always say this after describing an extremely trivial thing. It can never be "the giant sword... OF DEATH".