Heh... that's not a bad idea. Southwest had a pretty good thing going with that "Airline" show. It really showed my main pet peeve... that the greatest problem with air travel isn't the airline staff, or even the security staff, or any of those things. The hassle can be reduced to a tiny level if you just pay attention, follow the rules and don't do stupid stuff that creates hassles for you.
The biggest problem with air travel are all those other #@$!ing stupid passengers with short fuses... just spoiling for a fight.
It's just not that hard to breeze through an airport and through security. But dang it if just about every time there some ditz who's worn every piece of cheapo jewelry they own, and some kind of stainless steel corset... who pretends that its the poor little pimply faced TSA screener's fault that they've got to take a half hour to clear security.
IMHO.
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I'm not the fattest hog on the cart. I don't have the ugliest shoes either.