Heh... that's not a bad idea. Southwest had a pretty good thing going with that "Airline" show. It really showed my main pet peeve... that the greatest problem with air travel isn't the airline staff, or even the security staff, or any of those things. The hassle can be reduced to a tiny level if you just pay attention, follow the rules and don't do stupid stuff that creates hassles for you.
The biggest problem with air travel are all those other #@$!ing stupid passengers with short fuses... just spoiling for a fight.
It's just not that hard to breeze through an airport and through security. But dang it if just about every time there some ditz who's worn every piece of cheapo jewelry they own, and some kind of stainless steel corset... who pretends that its the poor little pimply faced TSA screener's fault that they've got to take a half hour to clear security.
IMHO.
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That is pretty universal. Same sort of people that blow up and a poor minimum wage store clerk when there is something not in stock that they want. I have been pissed off at airport staff before. With good reason a couple times. But I swallowed it hard and was tolerable to them and ended up getting where I was going. I hate self inflected stress. Which covers most stress in the world.
I use to breeze through security but now with the taking shoes off thing It takes longer. I am going to have to start flying in house slippers.