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Posted on 09/07/2006 10:11:42 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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***ponders writing about an animatronic stripper who does this thing with a banana...***
Ungh...that'd be kinda plagiarism, wouldn't it?
I'm going to take the leftovers tomorrow for the coworkers to eat. I'll put it in a shabby box with a note reminding takers that someone walked off with my favorite bowl last year and hasn't returned it. It was our favorite popcorn bowl.
Just don't plan on running for office if you write that.
*snicker*
Fifteen is eeeeeeeeasy. (we're talking teenagers here...)
~If~ I go back up and read the last several hours worth of posts, will this response make a lick of sense? ;~)
*snork*
Hey! that reminds me of this one time down in... uh... uh...
So... there I was at thirty thousand feet when suddenly
...someone whipped out a contraband tube of lip balm.
Then animatronic strippers ought to be easy too. They don't have to be physically in the story... just having someone talk about them to someone else would count.
Have a character who always says "...OF DEATH" after describing things. Example: "The silver and black cerial spoon... OF DEATH." Or "Hand me the yellow pencil... OF DEATH."
Bonus points if it's your MC.
Double bonus points if they always say this after describing an extremely trivial thing. It can never be "the giant sword... OF DEATH".
*Looks confused* what's so weird about that? My sibs and I used to do that regularly.
Actually I think we did "Of Doom" mostly. Like "The Frying Pan of Doom".
Which cooked me an omelet this morning...
Kitchen implements that double as weapons are always good to have around.
Here's another:
Have a character consistently yell "Ah! Me eye!" whenever they are hit.
Bonus If they are never actually hit in the eye.
All my kitchen implements can double as weapons. It's all a matter of how you use them.
How about a potholder?
Absolutely. Use it to smother someone.
mine?
mine?
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