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Posted on 09/07/2006 10:11:42 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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Ya know... My physical therapist told me today that "Curing people is no fun. it's bad for business."
Heh.
That's a good start, add a lap every couple days. "Motion is lotion" is what the orthopedic surgeon told me.
Um... how about you jam the signals in the headsets that allow the coaches to talk to the strategerists up inthe booth. Or maybe exchange the playbook for something more interesting to look at - or maybe a high school playbook.
Or maybe switch the signals so that one team's coaches are talking to the other team's strategerists...
Does it have to be football? Otherwise you could tweak the measuring chain on the yard markers and make them a bit longer than usual.
You could also manufacture a big scandal like switching drug test results to produce a positive... several times. Or put dope in the shampoo so they fail the hair strand test, etc. There could be a bimbo explosion. Or a rumor war that gets two players in a fight on the field... and then suspended. Heh. This is fun.
You have way too many of these sabotage ideas.
And a football widow.
And a basketball widow.
And a hockey widow.
But at least I'm not a golf widow.
So there's that.
Being a golf widow would be just sad.
She could run a crime ring in her spare time.
Okay....went to Home Depot for some hardware...told the man I had a screw loose. :)
My cordless screwdriver ran out of juice before I could get the thing all the way in.
So nice to have a spouse who likes basically all the same things I do and not really any of the ones I don't. No lonely Sunday afternoons of crocheting penwipers for me.
Hmm lots of ideas. I like the one with the communications thing. Basically anything a hacker type would think of is the best bet for my story.
She should be snuggled up in a box for a larger size shoe?
How about record the calls from one game and play the recording during the next game. Hilarity ensues.
You rang? :)
That works... and some bumper stickers and flowers all over it :~)
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