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Phillies acquire former sausage-beater from Rangers
ESPN ^
| September 1, 2006
| AP
Posted on 09/07/2006 2:16:58 PM PDT by E Rocc
PHILADELPHIA -- The Philadelphia Phillies acquired first baseman Randall Simon from the Texas Rangers for cash on Friday.
Simon, suspended for three games in 2003 after hitting one of the Milwaukee Brewers' sausage mascots with his bat, last played in the major leagues Sept. 7, 2004, with Tampa Bay.
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TOPICS: Sports
KEYWORDS: bestheadlineever; sausagebeater
Best Sports Headline Ever
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posted on
09/07/2006 2:16:59 PM PDT
by
E Rocc
To: E Rocc
Phillies acquire former sausage-beater from Rangers
Who thinks this stuff up?
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posted on
09/07/2006 2:18:23 PM PDT
by
JamesP81
("Never let your schooling interfere with your education" --Mark Twain)
To: E Rocc
Sausage-beater???
Is that anything like a baloney slapper?
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posted on
09/07/2006 2:21:42 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Abortion is to family planning what bankruptcy is to financial planning)
To: E Rocc
He chokes up on the bat way too much
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posted on
09/07/2006 2:24:02 PM PDT
by
Cyclopean Squid
(Clockwatcher Extraordinaire)
To: Cyclopean Squid
With him, "suicide squeeze" has a whole other meaning.
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posted on
09/07/2006 2:31:46 PM PDT
by
PzLdr
("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
To: Responsibility2nd
I'm a short white porpoise punisher......
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