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Proving to everyone on FR that Oregon isn't just a bunch of liberals hanging out in the coffee shops of downtown Portland between anti-war protests in Pioneer Courthouse Square.
1 posted on 09/06/2006 5:28:35 PM PDT by DuxFan4ever
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a .44? Thats lots of wasted meat - whould have used the wifes .22


2 posted on 09/06/2006 5:30:34 PM PDT by spanalot
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So many thoughts:

1. I don't know if I'd go after a guy with a .44 while I was holding a .22.

2. Bet he doesn't do that again.

3. I wonder if their arguments usually involve gunfire.

3 posted on 09/06/2006 5:31:21 PM PDT by Richard Kimball (The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, everything else is easy.)
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ROFLMAO!

My brother-in-law is married to an alcoholic who keeps pet chickens. Maybe I should warn him?

4 posted on 09/06/2006 5:31:30 PM PDT by sageb1 (This is the Final Crusade. There are only 2 sides. Pick one.)
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Stanley Gray shot his wife's pet chicken with a .44-caliber handgun.

A bit of overkill eh?

5 posted on 09/06/2006 5:32:51 PM PDT by appleharvey
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His wife probably would have been happy if he had simply choked the chicken.


6 posted on 09/06/2006 5:35:20 PM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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they both fowled-up...

Incorrect caliber to target ratio...

7 posted on 09/06/2006 5:47:25 PM PDT by Geronimo
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She should have waited until he passed out and then bashed his head in with the skillet.

That's probably what would have happened over at my place.

8 posted on 09/06/2006 5:56:35 PM PDT by elkfersupper
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That will teach him...


9 posted on 09/06/2006 6:33:42 PM PDT by JRios1968 (This kid knows how to wallop a baseball!!!!!!)
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