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I can't cut my grass.
me ^ | 8/31/06

Posted on 08/31/2006 12:11:04 PM PDT by LouAvul

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To: joyce11111

What did you do to create such a rage in the poor little insects.

My judgement is that they heard about Bush talking about islamofacists, and they are rioting.

My advice is to get ahold of koffi.
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Maybe Condi can make a ceasefire agreement.


61 posted on 08/31/2006 12:39:23 PM PDT by racing fan (Go Team Israel!)
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To: TexasCajun
"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning, it smells like...victory."


62 posted on 08/31/2006 12:39:51 PM PDT by Theoden (Fidei Defensor)
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To: Theoden

Charly don't surf!


63 posted on 08/31/2006 12:40:47 PM PDT by Toby06
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To: Toby06
Why do all of you guys sit on your helmets?
64 posted on 08/31/2006 12:42:03 PM PDT by Theoden (Fidei Defensor)
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To: LouAvul; martin_fierro
I can't cut my grass because there's about a million wasps (or something like wasps) flying around at ground level.

I'm with martin, cept put on a bee suit and break out the lawn mower, make it a fun thing...: ) <<< me

65 posted on 08/31/2006 12:42:06 PM PDT by stopsign ("What great fortune for government, That people don't think"....Der Fuhrer. Hummm.... : ) <<< me)
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To: Theoden

So we don't get our balls blown off.


66 posted on 08/31/2006 12:45:24 PM PDT by Toby06
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To: LouAvul

They are the wasp beer police, sent to make sure you have at least one on a warm summer day.


67 posted on 08/31/2006 12:46:19 PM PDT by ChadGore (VISUALIZE 62,041,268 Bush fans. We Vote.)
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To: Dinsdale
Remember your neighbors are evil and need to be punished.
Park a junk car there and put it up on blocks.

Get a tractor tire, place it in your front yard, fill it with dirt, paint it white, plant pansies & for good measure stick a couple of pink flamingos in ... your neighbors won't notice the grass ... guaranteed.

68 posted on 08/31/2006 12:46:20 PM PDT by BluH2o
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To: LouAvul

Perhaps The Most Rev. Jesse Jackson could help?


69 posted on 08/31/2006 12:47:26 PM PDT by llevrok (When you take my gin from my cold, dead hand....)
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To: LouAvul

DO you have apple trees or fruit trees in your yard?

Apples on the ground attract them big time..

On the other hand, it could be the Karl Rove weather machine..


70 posted on 08/31/2006 12:51:00 PM PDT by Armedanddangerous (Master of Sinanju (emeritus))
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"Gentlemen, we must have a diplomatic solution with economic exploitation. It is the only way."
71 posted on 08/31/2006 12:52:06 PM PDT by Xenalyte (No movie shall triumph over "Snakes on a Plane.")
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To: Xenalyte

Oh yeah, Kofi will send the wasps a letter. If that doesn't work, he'll send a strong letter.


72 posted on 08/31/2006 12:52:48 PM PDT by Toby06
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To: Toby06

But if he starts fomenting resolutions against them, well, I guess it'll be a REALLY strong letter.


73 posted on 08/31/2006 12:53:54 PM PDT by Xenalyte (No movie shall triumph over "Snakes on a Plane.")
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To: LouAvul

An excuse not to cut grass???? Admit it, you enjoy looking a gift horse in the mouth!


74 posted on 08/31/2006 12:57:02 PM PDT by Tallguy (The problem with this war is the name... You don't wage war against a tactic.)
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To: Xenalyte

LOL, by the time the 19 resolutions pass, well, I dont know, we could demand some more resolutions. Taking any action wouldn't be fair.


75 posted on 08/31/2006 12:57:14 PM PDT by Toby06
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To: Toby06

'My, Margaret, what a sub-par ham.'


76 posted on 08/31/2006 12:57:25 PM PDT by RubyCosmos (Ten feet away, there is a crazy liberal who has never heard of 'Narnia.')
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To: LouAvul

Stune them with a beeber like device.


77 posted on 08/31/2006 12:59:18 PM PDT by BJClinton (What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
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To: Toby06
The opposite of ZOT - TOZ!

I think we are witnessing the birth of something. Let's see if this grows legs.
78 posted on 08/31/2006 1:01:52 PM PDT by BJClinton (What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
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To: Protagoras

They drown trying to drink it.


79 posted on 08/31/2006 1:04:16 PM PDT by BJClinton (What happens on Free Republic, stays on Google.)
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To: BJClinton
They drown trying to drink it.

An average nest in my yard in past years had so many yellow jackets that it would take a case to drown them. I'd rather drown myself in it.

80 posted on 08/31/2006 1:06:43 PM PDT by Protagoras (Lay down with dogs, get up with fleas)
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