I would definitely nominate him for a Darwin Award, but he ain't dead yet. WHere is Monty Python when you need them?
The operative word here is, YET. I doubt that he would live very long as a child molester in prison, but seeing that his offense in CA was a "misdemeanor", he'll probably get a fine, comm serv and probation..........
Knowing CA, they'll probably give him Community service as a day care worker or in a children's shelter.....