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Woman Crashes When Teaching Dog to Drive
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| 8/28/06
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Posted on 08/28/2006 7:26:35 AM PDT by Millee
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To: HairOfTheDog; RepoGirl
I'd worry about Shelley taking the car while I'm at work and driving up to the PetSmart to put doggy treats, rawhide bones, and squeaky toys on my credit card.
Or picking up her good friend Tori for a night on the town. I bet the bartenders wouldn't even card them.
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posted on
08/28/2006 9:20:14 AM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
To: Millee; mikrofon; martin_fierro
To: Millee; mikrofon; martin_fierro
A woman in Hohhot, the capital of north China's Inner Mongolia region, crashed her car. . . . She was just trying to release her Inner Mongolian.
To: Millee; mikrofon; martin_fierro
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida
Was I suppose to?
Hi there, Najida!
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posted on
08/28/2006 9:30:51 AM PDT
by
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, pull my finger.)
To: Millee
Oh, I thought they said "get off". Ooops!
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posted on
08/28/2006 9:31:53 AM PDT
by
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, pull my finger.)
To: Millee
We all know that dogs are smart but not smart enough to drive cars. The woman, Li, must have known that before hand.
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posted on
08/28/2006 9:33:23 AM PDT
by
tob2
( "I may not be perfect but I'm always me." Anon.)
To: Millee
Misleading headline...didn't the dog technically crash? :-)
To: HairOfTheDog
LOL!
"Lady, curb your dog!"
Bwa ha ha ha
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posted on
08/28/2006 9:41:21 AM PDT
by
monkfan
To: AnAmericanMother
And, if Tori is as pretty as Shelley, that's just asking for all sorts of trouble and unwanted dog attention. Pit bulls (from the wrong side of the tracks) calling the house at all hours, "Yo, is Shelley there?" that sort of thing. Just a whole can of worms that doesn't need to be opened.
Ursa would probably return the car with an empty tank, forget to get the oil changed, leave half empty cups of coffee in the car (spilled, of course).
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posted on
08/28/2006 9:51:29 AM PDT
by
RepoGirl
("Tom, I'm getting dead from you, but I'm not getting Un-dead..." -- Frasier Crane)
To: HairOfTheDog
Are you going to cut it out right now or do I have to stop this car?
To: HairOfTheDog
Of course, if that dog was REALLY driving, he'd have one paw on the wheel and his head out the window.
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posted on
08/28/2006 9:59:49 AM PDT
by
LongElegantLegs
(You can do that, and be a whack-job pedophile on meth.)
To: Millee
I think she was definitely barking up the wrong tree with this stunt.
This operation was not exactly a howling success.
To: Millee
Xinhua did not say what kind of dog or vehicles were involved Well, by that news report, we know it wasn't a Republican pit bull driving an SUV. :o)
To: Millee
Good grief.
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posted on
08/28/2006 10:06:23 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
( If you can't, you must. If you must, you can.)
To: RepoGirl
Not only is Tori a pretty girl (in more of a field trial style than Shelley) she is also a party girl.
In fact, we just went to a doggy dinner party at Tori's house last night. After running in the agility yard and chasing some bumpers, the dogs had a sumptuous dinner of sauteed venison, green beans, and kibble, then napped under the table while the humans had barbequed ribs, cornbread, scalloped potatoes, salad, and creamed corn, with Scotch Trifle for dessert.
I should have a snapshot soon of Tori and Shelley sleeping off their feast . . . the photog is Emailing it to me. They look like a playing card, because they're lying on their sides back-to-back, facing opposite directions. . . and snoring gently.
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posted on
08/28/2006 10:07:09 AM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
To: Lucky9teen; Millee
Lucky, that's the British Bassett.
Here's the Boston Bassett:
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posted on
08/28/2006 10:10:46 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.)
To: Millee
This is just silly. Everybody knows that cats are better drivers.
.
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posted on
08/28/2006 10:21:52 AM PDT
by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile!)
To: Allegra
Are you on your way home? Back to the greatest country on God's green earth?
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posted on
08/28/2006 10:27:24 AM PDT
by
marmar
(Although, I may look different then you....my blood still runs....RED, WHITE, @ BLUE.)
To: marmar
Are you on your way home? Back to the greatest country on God's green earth? I'll be home in one week! Wheeeeee!
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posted on
08/28/2006 10:39:22 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(One more week...)
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