Woman Crashes When Teaching Dog to Drive

AP ^ | 8/28/06 | Staff

[bigcat32]

"Not bad for a quadruped."

[relictele]

"You see that bumper?!? BAD DOG!!!"

Besides, we all know the only animal capable of driving is Toonces.

[Feiny]

I am laughing so hard at this story right now....thanks.

[#1CTYankee]

My wife and I had a Mini Dachshund, she use to let it stand up on her lap and he would put his paws on the steering wheel. (Not when I was in the car) He'd lookout the windshield and occasionally get a paw on the horn, she got some funny looks from passing motorists.

[Maximus of Texas]

In China, dogs should be on the dinner plate, not behind the steering wheel.

[Slings and Arrows]

Ping!

[BamaDi]

My two Shih Tzu's (Jake & Maggie) are brilliant - I think I'll give them driving lessons this afternoon....

[Publius6961]

Do they have blondes in China?

[Millee]

Aren't you supposed to stay off the animal threads? ;o)

[b4its2late]

You can't make this stuff up......

[sully777]

SNL: Toonces as The Tooncinator

[raccoonradio]

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Look, just cause you like to be at one with the animals (no I did not forget your admission of hot monkey sex, with a real monkey) does not give you the right to call us all insensitive clods.

I missed you!!!!!

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Did you learn nothing from your horse dog food comments.....

[najida]

Ewwww!
And Hi Max!

[HairOfTheDog]

Ping!

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[Decombobulator]

My mom says that when I was 4, I pointed at a guy with a shaggy beard in a car and said "Look mom, a dog is driving that car!"

[RepoGirl]

I'd never teach my rottweiler to drive. Despite her incredible intelligence, she's awfully impulsive and I doubt she'd use her turn signals all that much. I could give her the same, "A car is not a toy, and driving is a privilege not a right" speech my dad gave me when I learned, but I have a feeling she'd just look at me with her soulful brown eyes and then roll over for a few tummy scratches.

[AnAmericanMother]

OK, this pic of my Lab was MADE for this thread . . .

. . . you can see she has good taste in cars.

[HairOfTheDog]

I'd never teach my rottweiler to drive. Despite her incredible intelligence, she's awfully impulsive and I doubt she'd use her turn signals all that much.

True, and our Homer is a runner. He will take off and run at any opportunity, and he'll already go miles, even on paw. He'd be impossible to keep tabs on if he could drive. :~)