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Eddie Van Halen Scores Porn
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| 7/27/2006
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Posted on 08/27/2006 11:32:51 AM PDT by Yossarian
Eddie Van Halen Scores Porn
July 27, 2006
The Van Halen guitarist has partnered with an adult film director to write and perform two songs for one of his upcoming, um, films.
Eddie Van Halen
Eddie Van Halen has teamed up with adult video director Michael Ninn to write and perform two songs for his upcoming Ninn Worx production, Sacred Sin. The rocker makes no excuses for his decision to work in the adult industry. "I'm working with a friend -- very simple," Van Halen told adult site AVN.com. "I like his work. Michael Ninn is like a Spielberg to me: the imagery, the way he makes things look, just...sensual." To Ninn's "sensual" cinematography, Van Halen will add two tracks tracks, "Rise" and "Catherine," the latter of which is a remix of the theme to a Ninn film of the same name and has "a 'Kashmir'-Led Zeppelin kind of feel to it now," Ninn told AVN.
Sacred Sin, which Ninn said is aimed at the "couples market," will be available on Sept. 13 and will feature music videos for both Van Halen songs. But Van Halen fans who prefer their sex tapes soft-core needn't worry: Ninn is also cutting a non-explicit version of the movie which will be called Rise. No release date has been set.
TOPICS: Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: bowchickabowchicka; porn; rock; sickie; vanhalen
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To: Yossarian
It doesn't surprise me at all. Watching the decline of Western Civ. continues even through my little window. I postulate the continued merger of mainstream entertainment and base pornography: We've already seen entertainment "borrow" themes within porn - voyeurism, amateurs, disparate pairings (racial, ethnic) - all of these have prime time alphabet network shows w/ one of these themes. Also witness television predicated on violence and a celebration of countermanding moral values a la Jerry Springer. Porn and "guilty-pleasure" televison/film are more similar than different, and both lead to the same mindset, one that is not God-fearing.
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posted on
08/27/2006 12:20:10 PM PDT
by
Harrius Magnus
(Self-loathing, self-destructive, and selfish = commonalities of Leftists and Jihadists. Not Welcome.)
To: Yossarian
It was getting hard to tell the difference between porn, Hollywood and music anyway...
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posted on
08/27/2006 12:22:47 PM PDT
by
Tall_Texan
(I wish a political party would come along that thinks like I do.)
To: Yossarian
I'll be honest here: the best stuff was the 1984 Jump - at least for me. Bought the "Balance" album; oh dear...
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posted on
08/27/2006 12:25:33 PM PDT
by
Mac1
To: My Favorite Headache; MotleyGirl70
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posted on
08/27/2006 12:37:15 PM PDT
by
Yossarian
(Everyday, somewhere on the globe, somebody is pushing the frontier of stupidity.)
To: Harrius Magnus
Watching the decline of Western Civ. continues even through my little window.Bummer of an outlook dude.
Out my window is a beautiful day in the best country on Earth. :~)
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posted on
08/27/2006 12:38:30 PM PDT
by
HairOfTheDog
(Head On. Apply directly to the forehead!)
To: Harrius Magnus
Watching the decline of Western Civ. continues even through my little window.We're all DOOMED!
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posted on
08/27/2006 12:43:46 PM PDT
by
ecurbh
(Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/)
To: Yossarian
Sacred Sin, which Ninn said is aimed at the "couples market,"
If by couple he means some dude and his hand...
To: Mac1
I like the "couples market" term - that's a new one!Not for me and Missus Wormwood, it isn't.
We'll probably end up checking it out.
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posted on
08/27/2006 2:58:52 PM PDT
by
Wormwood
(Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!)
To: Yossarian; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Break out the wah-wah pedal!
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posted on
08/27/2006 3:38:32 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Visit www.greenhelmetguy.com! We'll put a corpse on the rubble for you.)
To: Yossarian
Holy cow! He looks like crap!
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posted on
08/27/2006 4:00:13 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.)
To: Slings and Arrows
How's his music these days?
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posted on
08/27/2006 4:00:52 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.)
To: Lady Jag
I really couldn't say. I just hope it sounds better than he looks.
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posted on
08/27/2006 4:08:57 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(Visit www.greenhelmetguy.com! We'll put a corpse on the rubble for you.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I liked his music decades ago and haven't heard him for at least 10 years.
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posted on
08/27/2006 4:13:52 PM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.)
To: RayStacy
51 going on 68. Who says all men age well? Bu tthen again 'accidental' crystal meth, cocaine and alcohol don't really promote an elixir for Ponce deLeon's fountain of youth.
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posted on
08/27/2006 4:29:03 PM PDT
by
Cvengr
To: Yossarian; qam1; My Favorite Headache
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posted on
08/27/2006 10:40:53 PM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Mac1
JMO, best stuff was the debut album and Women and Children First
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posted on
08/27/2006 10:48:21 PM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Yossarian
> Man oh man, how far Eddie's fallen. For those of us in our late 30s or so, Eddie Van Halen was a rock god of the highest order
Mid-40's you mean. (Geez... I always thought my little brother was swiping my VH records when I wasn't around: now I got proof! I'm telling Mom!)
So now Eddie is doing porn. Great. Can't wait for his re-make of "Hot for Teacher." Not!
I saw a recent video of Diamond David Lee Roth live. There is nothing so sad: an antient rock-and-roller who has lived his life too hard for too long. Pudgy, with long blond (receding?) hair -- couldn't tell if it was really all his or fake. And in spandex with a gut. (Spandex is a right not a privilege! Mick Jagger pay attention!)
That's not even anything *like* growing old gracefully -- or even disgracefully. That's just plain-and-simple passing by the use-by date: long ago. Just like that lump of dried-out, rock-hard mouldy cheese in the back of the fridge that for some reason nobody has gotten around to throwing it away.
Scary. Just bloody scary.
Crikey.
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posted on
08/27/2006 10:54:42 PM PDT
by
DieHard the Hunter
(I am the Chieftain of my Clan. I bow to nobody. Get out of my way.)
To: Wormwood
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posted on
08/27/2006 11:16:41 PM PDT
by
Mac1
To: ecurbh
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posted on
08/27/2006 11:20:37 PM PDT
by
stands2reason
(ANAGRAM for the day: Socialist twaddle == Tact is disallowed)
To: DieHard the Hunter
"Pudgy, with long blond(receding?) hair"
Plenty of early 20-somethings like that around now; besides diminishing hair is hereditary.
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posted on
08/27/2006 11:20:40 PM PDT
by
Mac1
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