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That's funny. Have you heard this one?

A truck driver was in a bar in Washington State (near Microsoft's main campus). He was talking with the bartender and drinking his beer when, suddenly, a geek walked into the bar. Without hesitating the bartender picked up a shot gun and blew the geek away!

The truck driver was shocked and said "I can't believe you did that! You just killed him." The bartender was unperturbed, he said "Oh, they're in season now, so it's no problem to blow them away."

The driver was amazed. He finished his beer and got in his truck and drove down the road. Suddenly a car cut him off and he swerved, his truck rolled and all the contents fell out. He happened to be hauling computers. From every direction geeks started swarming in and pillaging the driver's computers.

Remembering what the bartender did, and unable to let his cargo be taken, he whipped out his shot gun and started blowing away geeks! Immediately a sheriff's deputy tackled him from behind, cuffed him, and threw him into his squad car.

The truck driver pleaded "But I thought they were in season!"

"They are", replied the deputy, "but it's illegal to bait 'em."