To: bevlar; WFTR; rightwingintelligentsia; Hoodlum91; Maximus_Ridiculousness; bannie; cibco; ...
Got this from FReeper Bevlar in Email & thought it was cute enough to share with everyone..
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I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.
By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, all of the Doritos and a box of chocolates.
You have absolutely no idea how freaking good I feel right now! Dang, that Dr. Phil is smart! Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace :-)
187 posted on
08/26/2006 5:55:25 PM PDT by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
To: DollyCali
Good one Dolly made me smile.
242 posted on
08/26/2006 7:06:17 PM PDT by
snugs
((An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME))
To: DollyCali
259 posted on
08/26/2006 7:17:38 PM PDT by
RockinRight
(She rocks my world, and I rock her world.)
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